Z017

(Already got me fucked up)

[bedalldaywithzayn]

Guys is there going to be a link to watch the MTV awards online???

[bedalldaywithzayn]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[gahdamnpunk]

But also like what’s new?

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

the idea that humans are a garbage species is so obnoxious no one talks about the peaceful parts of history and prehistory because they aren’t as exciting as us killing each other but um homo sapiens have been doing awesome things all over for a long time….we survived the fucking ice age…we made it through the sinai desert….we shared the savana with big cats before we ever made a weapon, we wove baskets from literal plants and halved blades from flint to handles we made, carved harpoons from bone and fought megafauna for our loved ones, cooked food and took care of the elderly and buried our dead, painted pictures and shared stories, built homes from clay and mud and straw, made instruments so we could dance and sing…it is so easy to focus on the negative and i get it ok we are in the middle of a mass extinction event that specific humans are at fault for but listen: they don’t want you to remember it hasn’t always been like this…we were and are so much more than evil

[okay]

also Mood: let’s drink wine and talk about how depressed we are

[ggoing]

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

what are you, valid or something?

[banana-bread-thread]

[teuer]

my depression after i take a shower and get myself looking okay again

[madrantings-deactivated20190708]

liberals be like: who wants to get evicted at gun point because your poor, but by a good cop!!!

[queeranarchism]

Our Pink Cops will evict you at gunpoint, but they’ll be LGBT-friendly about it!

[bien-cansada]

A cop, pinning me to the wall and dislocating my shoulder: WHAT ARE YOUR PRONOUNS WHAT ARE YOUR PROUNOUNS

[budas-wagon-deactivated-deactiv]

Lmao, yall joke, but when I got arrested and ziptied being lead to the paddywagon the cop was askin info on the way and he’s like: “what’re uh…yer pronouns and all..”

And I was like “wait what…..why do you need that?” Nd he’s like “errr uh we have to ask.”

So many people never ask and just assume, so I almost fell for the trick, I really was like almost giddy about being asked completely forgetting where I was, but then I had to jump back into the closet cuz i realized it didn’t seem right, so I said “uh……he”.

I found out later that other GNC people who gave their true pronouns were all placed in isolation and subjected to worse treatment than the rest of us, including assault.

Liberals are our enemy too.

[madrantings-deactivated20190708]

yuuuuuuuup! I was asked my pronouns when arrested too and same deal trans prisoners are put in solitary so fuck that shit!

[budas-wagon-deactivated-deactiv]

😡A BIG ANGRY😠

[ontarom]

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[mudaship39]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

[valtsv]

adult person: life gets faster as you get older!

me aged 10: sounds fake but ok

me now:

[dreamissy]

Zayn: Did it hurt?

Liam: (sighing) When I fell from heaven -

Zayn: When you fell from the vending machine.

Liam:

Zayn: Because you’re a snack!

[alicegotthestrap]

[teathattast]

[thevioletsunflower]

Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in “cancelled” or the U in “colour”. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently. In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[julius-novachrono]

She came for his whole LIFE

[babyanimalgifs]

This is the funniest video ever 😂