lol

cant wait to die and have my family find this blog

[bedbathandbo]

IM SO HORNY

[bedbathandbo]

crash

[bedbathandbo]

i can’t believe a man told me i had triple gorilla grip pussy cuz i was in the psych ward 3 times

[bedbathandbo]

if i start liking a dude i go immediately back to the “i hate men” part of me. mf stop making me feel all flustered and happy wtf

[bedbathandbo]

i hate men

[bedbathandbo]

this might be the trauma talking but i realllyyyyy like sending nudes

[luh-loyds]

HELPHDHSJSKWHEKES I WILL.... @bedbathandbo

[bedbathandbo]

THANK YOU I NEED IT BRO

[bedbathandbo]

if i start liking a dude i go immediately back to the “i hate men” part of me. mf stop making me feel all flustered and happy wtf

[pythors-pandemic]

cinematic parallels

[bedbathandbo]

DRAW IT

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[bedbathandbo]

i’ll be the king

[1anonyymous1]

“are u okay?” no i need more money

[sableleatherywingsopeninthe711]

there is literally so much drama happening inside of a lava lamp

[dankmemeuniversity]

[zerosocialskillz]

Today is the only day you can reblog this meme, everyone

[thefallenbibliophilequote]

Happy 22/2/22 day!

[pjmanxiety]

why do mental disorders come in groups like wasnt one enough why do i gotta have 4

[perhjbshjsjjsn173663-deactivate]

Me, rotting in bed for 48 hours: wow this is nice <3

[traumaticchild]

bitches be like “let me be as self destructive as possible so someone will notice im suffering but as soon as they point it out i insist im fine” im bitches

[lonely--nobody]

reblog if you’re a little lost in life rn

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍