bee?

just wasting my time and yours

[sacred-portal]

[agayjewishwerewolf]

This dog I’m sitting grabbed an American flag out of someone’s front yard, shook it in his mouth like it was a prey animal, then carried it 10 feet before shitting on it

[agayjewishwerewolf]

To be clear I have never been more proud of anyone or anything

[sadcypher]

How to feel like a person?

dont live with your mom

[sacred-portal]

[ampervadasz]

[dorothylarouge]

Holy shit lol

[bunchashapes]

[mtndewpitchblack]

[effemimaniac]

my workout

500 reps yanking your chain

500 reps pulling your leg

500 reps taking the piss

1000 reps winding you up

getting on your nerves until failure

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i love having friends with favorite colors & shit so i can just send them random crap like yess this is pink ill show it to the pink friend this has a fish ill show it to the fish friend. fish is a color btw

[tlirsgender]

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

[tlirsgender]

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

[tlirsgender]

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[bee-with-human-legs]

To whom it may concern,

I am going to dedicate this year to improving my art by drawing the tarot cards as pollinating bugs! If this sparks your interest, I'm on bluesky and Instagram :)

Ok have a good day thank you

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I keep drawing penis...

[fluffysheeple]

there's something wrong with this tarot deck

[only-cat-memes]

[gordangobbleballs]

Baby need smoko