Rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated

28 rats in a greatcoat that paints minis and basically nothing else (28, he/they, bi/pan) originally pyrotechnical-difficulties until getting banned for reasons tumblr refuses to elaborate upon

[homunculus-argument]

Putting zucchini in everything is the opposite of a guilty pleasure. It's a purifying penance that absolves you of all sin.

[homunculus-argument]

Any sufficiently advanced form of catholism is indistinguishable from bdsm.

[treecitysessions]

[birdsimulator]

[lumi-lex]

prev is ____ coded

deer/doe

bunny/rabbit

cat/kitty

dog/puppy

sheep

other (put it in the tags)

Remaining time: 2 days 2 hours

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[desk-drawerr]

since i got a few comments about bowling alley graphics, have this whatever. ducky goes bowling.

[kalichnikov]

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

[scavengerofcool]

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

[kalichnikov]

Shut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut upShut up

[enki2]

[edgar-allan-possum]

[beardedmrbean]

I greatly appreciate the number of people in the notes of this one making the exact same observation about how Rod Sterling called this one.

Nice to know there's still so many people out there with good taste in TV shows.

[microsff]

The parking attendant paused by the double-length bay. Intended for mobile homes and cars with trailers, it was currently occupied by a sleeping dragon.

No parts of it extended beyond the lines, and the paper ticket was clearly displayed, impaled on a horn.

The parking attendant moved on.

[lionessfeather]

I was going to just queue it for later but then it stuck in my brain, and I decided to make it everyone's problem

[resident-idiot-simp]

[lakemojave]

They. They forgor

[lakemojave]

[hotsoupeymiku]

[grimmtidings]

They were opened in AUGUST 2001. Oh my god. That's both hilarious and tragic.

[predstrogen]

this is a fucking futurama bit

[theo-the-cat-guy]

I always forget that when est. Is on something like this it means established and not estimated

[digital-magus]

Giovani’s Pizzeria: now with approximately 2001 convenient Sixth Borough locations.

[creaturelingart]

Attack for Eggdis on AF!

[ultramaddie]

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

[ultramaddie]

every day i ask the crabs “is now the time?”

and every day the crabs sadly reply with a negative

[edgebug]

[piranya]

[edgebug]

[melmili]

just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically

[tatsumi-rin]

[tainbocuailnge]

forget everything anyone has ever told you on the matter the truest marker of adulthood is starting to hear the siren call of high quality kitchenware

[tainbocuailnge]

to be clear you SHOULD buy that cast iron pan and you SHOULD buy that knife set and you SHOULD buy that fancy rice cooker and you SHOULD buy that novelty mug. high quality kitchenware is always worth it you’re literally gonna be using that almost every day

[nudityandnerdery]

This seems like a good post to include this link on:

Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose

One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still wort

Talking about popular kitchenware companies undergoing enshittification, and gives you a list of brands towards the end that are more reliable.

[skylox1221-deactivated20170208]

Look

This is off, they are in different places but notice:

Medic’s not afraid to die and looks badass

then how cute Pyro looks

Or how Scout covers his face

and how the Heavy has sensitive ears

ALSO JUST LOOK AT THE SOLDIER PROTECTING HIS BALLS AND RIGHT AFTER IS LIKE “they survived”

[ratmanofsouthend-deactivated201]

see no evil

speak no evil

hear no evil

balls

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like