SXF plot wishlist (alternatively: fic ideas):
Thorn Princess assigned to assassinate Twilight (obviously)
I’m 1000% on board with whoever came up with the idea that the Forger’s get a cat with telekinesis.
Loid/Yor join the Eden PTA
Damian and Becky have a lot of potential. Damian gives Becky the ick but he also figures out that having Becky in his corner will help him ward off Anya’s other suitors without him having to intervene directly so he tries to win her over and she’s all “omg! you want my help winning Anya’s heart!” and he’s all “THATS NOT AT ALL WHAT I WANT” (oh damian you can’t keep gaslighting yourself forever)
Maybe the Eden kids are too young for this but an overnight school trip would slap
Forger family invited to a wedding (cue Loid and Yor fumbling to make shit up about their own wedding)
Shouldn’t Eden College be teaching ballroom dancing? High society manners?
omg does Eden College have a host club (Alexa, play Kiss Kiss Fall in Love)
Twilight assigned a mission where he has to enter Bond in a dog competition
Assassin sent to kill Demetrius/Damian. Donovan is reclusive for a reason, so anyone looking to take vengence on him would have a better time trying to go through his wife/kids.
Eden College career fair (again this is probably something more for teenagers but i don’t care)
Eden kids get to go see Tertius’ castle and Anya is so psyched about it and Damian loses his mind
Does Damian have grandparents? I want to meet them.
An arc about Yor’s parents
Eden kids get into trouble and all tell hilariously conflicting stories about what happened ft. Anya’s wild imagination, Becky’s romanticization of everything, and Damian’s insistence that none of it was his fault in any way!!!
…is anyone going to teach these kids how to swim? We already know Anya can at least sort of swim (she was doing pretty well before she ran out of air saving that drowning kid). Also where did Anya learn how to swim?
Anya making friends with fellow middle-class kids at the park and they all play Bondman together.
Forger family camping trip!!!
Birthday party episode (Anya’s? Becky’s? Damian’s? someone else?) best part would be all the kids being little heathens about invitations (Damian “why would I want to go to your stupid party” Desmond. Anya “I will secure an invitation to Damian’s party” Forger. Damian “I only want to go to Becky’s party because her family employs the best chef in Ostania and for ABSOLUTELY NO OTHER REASON” Desmond.) The possibilities are endless.
Sports Day at Eden College
Parent-Teacher Conferences
Eden College emergency fire evacuation? Lockdown? Air raid drill?
Bomb threat at City Hall while Yor’s at work
Eden College kids role playing war. Maybe for history class? Though I imagine the adults wouldn’t be eager to do that so maybe it’s just a playground game everyone gets really into. Alternatively, they could role play some sci-fi/fantasy. I’m imagining that the whole episode kind of takes place inside the collective imagination of the kids (like the training montage in the dodgeball episode).
Melinda drags her son to some fancy dinner party and also invites the Forgers. Damian absolutely furious that his mom is making him play nice with Anya.
Desmond–Forger double date would go SO HARD. It’s Loid’s idea in an attempt to help Melinda reconnect with her husband in a safe environment. Frankie and/or Jeeves babysitting Damian and Anya. So much chaos.