beebopbeebop

[brattylikestoeat]

[haekyun]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀png !! 🫧

[messy444chic]

I'm like a hot & mysterious girl except I'm ugly and never shut up

[iwasarob0t]

doberman femme bulldog butch what’s better than this

[slowlikehoney1996]

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse

[kittwalker]

I used to do the 5 things you see, 4 things you hear etc with my daughter when she was spiralling, but it had a low success rate. Just didn’t engage her brain, was too easy to just list shit things that made her feel shit.

I had to get creative.

Now we do shit like:

5 things you can see that you could easily steal without being noticed

4 things you think might be sticky if you licked them

3 things that you could fit in your mouth at once

2 inanimate objects that in another dimension, might fall in love

1 thing you can see that isn’t made of cheese, but would be better if was

Obviously not those ones every time, I gotta keep mixing things up, else she doesn’t have to really focus. Your mileage may vary, but it mostly works for us.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[fairydrowning]

– Grief's Familiar Rooms By Sean Thomas Dougherty

[TEXT ID: Sometimes I am ok / even though when I come home / from work, / I still sit in your chair for hours / without taking my coat off / pulling at its buttons / that are not answers— END ID]

[eunnieboo]

another life

[hwhwgwhnwnwbwbwg-deactivated202]

“The other day, lying in bed, I felt my heart beating for the first time in a long while. I realized how little I live in my body, how much in my mind”

-Rodger kamenetz, from Terra infirma

[skeletonthecreator]

DO YE WORK UP AN APPETITE

[diioonysus]

sadness in art

the dead miner by charles christian nahl (1867)

la folie by gustave dore 

the poor dog by edwin landseer

the misery by cristobal rojas (1886)

the wedding dress by frederick w. elwell (1911)

unequal marriage by vasili pukirev (1862)

at eternity’s gate by vincent van gogh (1890)

war by louis gallait (1872)

stańczyk by jan matejko (1862)

the bride of death by thomas barker (1839)

[callmebestest-deactivated202211]

Patroclus: I promise I won't do anything stupid or dangerous.

Patroclus, literally 20 minutes later:

[callmebestest-deactivated202211]

The Gods when they see random mortals fighting:

[lilyvines]

exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream

quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him

quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit

dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you

tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house

dream: are you ghostbur?

ghostbur: yes!

Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)

dream:

dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?

jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis

dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman

ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm

Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy

purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit

dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this

technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first

dream: you’re literally a pig

technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British

Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.

glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something

[ferigrievance]

it would be rlly funny if elytra wings just looked like those wings u had in like kindergarten ?? imagine u the player, finally beating the ender dragon after months, maybe even years of preperation, and u venture into the portal that had apperead, builing bridges out of whatever blocks you had and fighting off shulkers to finally, finally get your hands on the elytra. you open the chest, sucking in a breath, and its just

[loudlyunladylike]

Happy Independence Day o7

[apollos-boyfriend]

there’s gotta be some symbolism here but i’m not smart enough to figure that one out