[segwey]

When Carol said “I’m not what you think I am” she was trying to tell fury that she was a lesbian not a straight

[dailyavengers]

You will stay who you are. Not a perfect soldier, but a good man.

[mcufam]

#old men particularly good at catching things

[sebastiansource]

[mirrirr]

[sunfortune]

civil war should’ve been about steve telling the government to run him his money

[sunfortune]

tony: The government Needs to put us in Check!

steve: the government needs to write me a check

[robdowneyjr]

DAMN SON

[smallangryspider-blog-deactivat]

HC that the spider bite made Peter even lighter.

you’d think it would make him heavier, what with the new muscle and (perhaps) a denser bone structure.

but what if the bite changed his bone structure to be less dense? more light so he could easily swing himself around, make his footsteps even quieter for stealth, and add to his flexibility.

i just thought it would be funny if

tony goes to help peter up when he falls (like, grab his hand to hoist him off the ground) and completely underestimates how much strength to use and sends the poor kid flying.

Aunt May and Peter are watching a movie with Peter’s head in her lap, she tries to get up to get something to drink & Peter - joking around - holds onto her, not letting her up. May laughs and once again, underestimating how light he is, she jerks herself up and yanks Peter with her - so she stands there with Peter easily clinging to her like a koala. “Peter what the fu-“

(in the end she just easily walks to the kitchen with Peter wrapped around her , giggling the whole way because she still wants her drink and no feather light spider-kid is gonna stop her)

Peter wanting to prank Tony by tackling him - but as he jumps onto his back the man doesn’t even budge, so Peter just awkwardly sits on Tony’s back.

“kid it literally feels like i’m wearing a backpack do you even eat”

anyway someone write about this please

[zooeydeschanel]

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) dir. Marc Webb

[katiecomma]

I JUST learned that this shirt cost them $10,000 to put into this movie… but they refused to compromise because they were like: he’s the hugest Golden Girls fan… this has to make the movie… so they paid $10,000 to use Bea Arthur’s likeness on this shirt…  Ryan Reynolds, you’re doing Deadpool so right.

[whole-grain-wheat-thicks]

They traded all the guns in the final climactic showdown for Bea Arthur’s face. Worth it.

[forassgard]

[deathblogsamongyou-deactivated2]

#i’ve never seen more blatant flirting

[buckysbooo-deactivated20200531]

A visual representation of my last 2 brain cells:

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

The fact that Steve hasn’t told any Marx Brothers level corny jokes in the MCU is a crime and you know it. I swear to god. That was the brand of humor popular in the thirties and forties. Steve would absolutely say “I once shot a nazi in my pajamas.” And everyone would be like “really?” And he’d totally deadpan be like “yeah, how he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.” And while I’m certain that Thor, Clint, and Peter would fuckin love that everyone else would hate it. Natasha might personally kill him I’m not sure.

[growingpaynes-art]

infinity war didn’t happen and thor and bruce are on their summer honeymoon with their alcoholic pet rat

[3intheam]

chris evans | original photography by paul jasmin for l‘oumo vogue

[crankynovi]

:(

[ronansparrishs-deactivated20200]

deadpool has been thirsting after colossus for two movies, is half in love with cable, walked around in a crop top, and lets vanessa fuck him with a strap on and people still think hes straight? what movies are they watching

[cassieainsworth]