[unclefather]

We love to see it

[catsuggest]

good morninge immediotely

or else

[hugsandkissu]

or else what, cat?

[catsuggest]

[froglit]

imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho

[froglit]

i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes

[bean-winchester]

Disney: we love the LGBT community

[milf-adjacent]

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

[noshadeintheshadowofthecross]

posts on here are like ‘everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally’ (25,000 notes)

[keluchnae]

every time i see a cat and they look up at me i’m always like you have no idea…. you think you’re regular huh? think you’re normal? well you’re small and cute and silly. you have no idea

[infinittywar]

what they say: im a marvel blog!!

what they mean: there’s only one marvel movie i completely like and thats captain america: the winter soldier but i tolerate the rest because i have no other choice

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[givemearmstopraywith]

i don’t think we can romanticize our way out of this one boys

[lonelyroommp3]

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

[celestiyal-deactivated20201022]

same energy

[ezk03]

-

[redneckromancy]

middle school bully, with me pinned against the wall: hold on one sec *searches “Wikipedia list of lgbt-related slurs” on phone* okay, here we go.

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

oh to be a little bumblebee sitting on a dandelion

[j0el-miller]

Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists.  The ones who do call him the Winter Soldier.  He’s credited with over two dozen assassinations in the last fifty years.

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) dir. The Russo Brothers

[paxamericana]

[iamoutofideas]

[vertigo-vertere]

Most shows with overpowered supernatural characters always try to come up with elaborate excuses to explain why the characters can’t just magic themselves out of every situation. Good Omens doesn’t really do that, but you don’t really question it because you completely buy that these morons are so unequivocally incompetent that they straight up forget that they have the powers of fucking demigods. They’re like high-level d&d characters who only use the same three moves and have completely forgotten about the 73 magic items sitting in their inventory. 

[vertigo-vertere]

Crowley: I was totally planning on teleporting to this galaxy 4.3 light-years away but then you died and I was sad :(

Aziraphale: Oh I’m sorry. But listen, I need you to go to this village about an hour outside of London

Crowley: You Want me to GO WHere?? How the– how the FUuuck am I supposed to- I can’t Drive, it’s Rush Hour! You want me to WaLK?? In the Rain??! Please, be Realistic.

[ava-deb]