Bee Jokes

A place with jokes about bees

[beekeep]

hell yeah

[beekeep]

hell yeah

[chapsnat-deactivated20200515]

im shutting this crowdfund DOWN

[beekeep]

its too late bea youve already endorsed & donated you are an Accomplice

[beejokes-blog]

sometimes the best bee jokes aren’t jokes at all. Go get this boy his money.

[beesforpresident]

Dream girl:

Yellow with black stripes Six legs Antenna Compound eyes Collects pollen and nectar from flowers

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

im not gonna fuck a zebra please leave me alone

[beesforpresident]

What kind of zebra…

[iguanamouth]

a zebra

[beejokes-blog]

Holy fucking shit, Iguanamouth, you really must cool it. This is next level.

[contexfiles]

[beejokes-blog]

24 is perfect

[heckboymoved-deactivated2016033]

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)

[guygirder]

[jennytrout]

I’m so glad I went through my tumblr from page one. I haven’t seen this in a thousand years, and I’ll never get tired of laughing at it.

[earlnimbud]

bees are always invited

[beejokes-blog]

I’ll get out the nice plates for the guests.

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

original post(s) here

[beejokes-blog]

This counts!

[prince-johnny]

Who wants to [insert sexual activity] and [insert non-sexual activity]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

jack off and eat bees

[beejokes-blog]

I’m in.

[beekeep]

bee fandom grab your

bees

[peachy-bruise-deactivated201806]

[peachylune]

💛💛💛

[beejokes-blog]

Do you use Bee/Bhee, Beem/Beer, and Beeself as your pronouns?

Swarm,Shwarm, Swar/Sweem, and Swarmselves.

[beekeep]

i;m thinking about thos bees

[beejokes-blog]

u 2oo?

[exploratorium]

Amazing video of bee proboscis in action by Geraldine Wright. Watch it here.

[3plymike]

Bees are cool 🐝

[2-shane-s]

DAMNN THAT BEE CAN WORK THE SHAFT DAMNNNNN!

[beejokes-blog]

Reblog for that last comment.

[shakeitoffs]

i hate myself for laughing so hard at this

[stilldeewun-deactivated20181217]

@beejokes

[beejokes-blog]

[discreet45]

[rook-the-bard]

@beejokes

[beejokes-blog]

but it helps :3

[paxamericana]

[janineknows-deactivated20151221]

i thought this was the onion but

[classicalliberalleague]

The Washington Post headline is the best one.

[rook-the-bard]

@daggerbadger

[beejokes-blog]

Technically not even a joke. and even then, not even technically.

[glitchinsideofme]

[beejokes-blog]

Georgia Tech is the best school.

[sketchshark]

I’ve been doing a series of comics about men being deceived by makeup. 

[stilldeewun-deactivated20181217]

beejokes and daggerbadger will love this.

[beejokes-blog]

BeeJokes did INDEED love this.