si sapis sis apis

hi. you can call me bees. or elijah. or beelijah. he/they white adult

[goodnightwindy]

4 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

3 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

1 day until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

happy wet rat wednesday

[public-universal-sister]

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[blemgoid]

combine eight pieces of UNCLE TECH SCRAP to create one random UNCLE DEVICE

[kuttithevangu]

Gaylor still being extant after that utterly unlistenable song about Travis Kelce’s penis is a testament to the resilience of the ecosystem

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[crabussy]

obsessed with tone tags that are technically true but entirely irrelevant

[crabussy]

man how is it 3pm already. /nonsexual

[girlnumbers]

don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

[mammalidentifier]

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

[lilu-the-almighty]

now you know who you are messing with

[pokemonstadium2]

he's philadelphia's richard and he lives in buffalo and he's from san diego. and he's divorced

[batshit-auspol]

Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory

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[bitsandpieces1024]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[orcboxer]

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

[loreleywrites]

im always saying this

[ggcrono]

[badassdemonsword]

[mossycakes]

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.