two pussy: ass counts as pussy

i haven’t left my house in 2 weeks and i haven’t closed tes4 either

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[hymneminium]

You know how it is with dichotomies

[aorish]

it depends

[cryptotheism]

Or it doesn't

[3000s]

[quriosity]

found the perfect colors to paint the friendzone

[justneckbeardthings]

my creation

[stebbyfrenchguy]

He looks like he belongs somewhere……

……..

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[arroz]

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

[nocturniko]

"enjins dying !!" ok . INCREDIBLE DAY TO LOVE WOMEN !!!

[fluorescentbrains]

me reading straight up pornography: hmm… this one just doesn’t have enough accurate character psychoanalysis to get me off

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[rudolphsboyfriend]

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

[bisexualalexmercer]

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

[the-trash-eating-llama]