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Doodle request Pls pls pls Qijiuyuan being disciples together and meeting up when they have free time, like imagine they somehow gone to the Cang Qiong together and they see echother sy and sj propobly talking shit about people without Yue Qingyuan just happy there

stole shen yuan's insult from somewhere bc idk how to come up with insults, i dont remember where tho

ckneal

We all love the idea that the disciples of An Din Peak know about and have accepted that their shizun is colluding with demons. The idea that they have all assumed that Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun are in a committed relationship and have universally decided to look the other way whenever faced with evidence of Mobei Jun's presence, while Shang Qinghua is still utterly oblivious to Mobei Jun's shameless courtship attempts is also gold. (I mean, just imagine the hushed conversations those disciples must have had when Liu Mingyan and the Qing Jing Peak disciples started spinning stories about Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe's theoretical relationship when they were all convinced they were sitting on the details of an actual forbidden romance.)

But I think this gets even better when you add in the idea of Mobei Jun getting frustrated in his attempts to win his strange little human's affection, and, in his pettier moments, deliberately trying to get caught by these kids who refuse to catch him.

Just imagine Mobei Jun, thinking that if he exposes Shang Qinghua as a traitor, then his human will have to seek refuge in the Ice Palace, and Mobei Jun can sweep him off his feet and into the nearest set of wedding robes. So, when Qinghua's not around, Mobei hunts down whatever closet Qinghua keeps Mobei's spare boots and fur-lined cloaks in and flings them across his floor to be discovered. He starts leaving the traditional animal-head courting gifts out on Qinghua's doorstep instead of on his desk. He "accidentally" encases half of Qinghua's leisure house in ice in the middle of summer. At one point, he heard disciples walking by and marched outside in full daylight, and still the children did not turn their heads to see the massive ice demon standing just outside their shizun's doorway.

Mobei Jun is starting to think that being very, very dense might just be one of the requirements for study on An Ding Peak. Meanwhile, Airplane is having a heart attack every other day from trying to cover up these stealth fails that no one cares about.

I dunno, I just think there's something so funny in that.

tiloopadoo

Shen Yuan: It's good to see you are getting along with my brother finally. I had always thought your rivalry was more two-sided, but if all it took was an apology, I suppose not.

Liu Qingge: It wasn't just an apology, he also has tried to be civil with me. That's why I am trying to be civil with him.

Shen Yuan: You really do just copy how people act towards you, don't you? I thought the phrase was 'Treat people the way you want to be treated' not the other way around.

Liu Qingge: I want to be treated with brute honesty, but turns out people don't like that. But everyone else understands it, so if they treat me the way they want to be treated, I know how to treat them, and I won't mess up as much. People have made talking to others unnecessarily complicated, but I have found a way to win at social interaction.

Shen Yuan: You would have loved an autism diagnosis.

Liu Qingge: Is this your way of saying you want one? I'll kill it for you once I find out what kind of beast it is.

ruinedchildhood

commandertired

Been thinking about a Jinlan City AU where some months before the trip, Shen Qingqiu gets cursed to feel pain whenever somebody is touching him.

Not only in a physical way but maybe more of a mental attack on his mind too, which makes him instinctively afraid of people coming near him (extremely complicating the clearing of his meridians), flinching away from them and getting angry when they get too close. (Maybe he doesn't even know he's cursed. Everyone else thinks it's due to his Grief)

When the mission comes up Liu Qingge advises YQY to send SQQ with them. Maybe he just needs a little change of scenery to take his mind off of things. After all, he hasn't left his peak in months, completely forbids everyone from entering his house and only leaves it himself to visit Luo Binghes 'grave'. (YQY is sold and SQQ gets dragged kicking and screaming towards Jinlan City)

When the Sower demon lunges for him, he manages to dodge just in time and it doesn't infect him. But the encounter leaves him so rattled, that by the time he steps up the stairs of the brothel, he is extremely on edge. Desperate to get this over with and go home again.

He's irritated and snaps at Gongyi Xiao to hurry up so they can move on, when he looks up to find Luo Binghe already staring at him.

One of the Huan Hua disciples notices his carefully kept distance. Deciding to antagonize him, they try to give him a subtle shoulder check as he passes by to inspect the corpse. Shen Qingqiu flinches away violently and stumbles over one of the sower's legs, directly into Luo Binghes arms. And oh no!!! Look at how red Binghe is, he must be so angry! But... doesn't it feel kinda nice to be held like this? It seems like the protagonist truly is the exception for everything

(Binghe, the poor thing, is so flustered that he barely manages to stop himself from stuttering in every sentence and desperately tries to keep his composure)

Just!!! Shen Qingqiu flinching away from everyone and keeping close to Binghe because he's the only one whose touch isn't hurting him. And weirdly enough everyone seems to keep their distance when he's near Binghe...

fionn-o-nassus

it's very funny to me that the advice in the notes divides cleanly into two camps:

Actually actionable advice (break it down into smaller pieces, leave and come back later, find somebody to do it with you so you aren't doing it alone)

People who are Jared, 19 and just say something that's fundamentally a variation on "just do it scared"

spirit-of-science

Warning: advice that "you have to leave your comfort zone to grow" is meant for people who are IN their comfort zone the majority of the time. If you rarely/never feel comfortable and safe, you actually need to get more comfortable and safe before you can grow 👍

freddiebeg

you need to oscillate between your comfort zone and your discomfort zone, like going between a sauna and a icy lake

murkymarco

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

byjove

*conservative voice* marriage is a beautiful thing where you and your spouse hold each other hostage and are miserable for the rest of your lives and I don’t think gay people should be allowed to experience the beauty of having a spouse that has no desire to fuck you and hopes you will die young so they can finally exist in peace

fanficanddaydreams

Powerful demon!SY who has unwittingly seduced LQG through various methods (fighting, dressing like an average millennial and nerd-ing out about monsters) until LQG just can’t take the sexual tension anymore and pushes him down during one of his rants about demonic beasts. SY is surprised but let’s LQG hold him down and kiss him (like the inexperienced virgins they both are) until he for some harebrained reason suspects LQG might have an injury and effortlessness flips them over to check for wounds and be overall very panicky and fussy. And LQG just being absolutely stunned with embarrassment.

It‘d probably take a while until SY is assured everything is well, at which point he will flip them over AGAIN, lay down like the pillow princess he is and go "ok, you may continue pushing me down now" while pretending that entire embarrassing interlude just didn’t happen.

LGG‘s brain is fried. There’s smoke coming out of his ears. This is the single hottest thing that has ever happened to him and he has absolutely zero clue about what he’s supposed to do.

tiloopadoo

Liu Qingge: I'm here because I want permission to court your brother.

Shen Jiu: You'll never get that as long as I live.

Luo Binghe: I'm here because I am going to court your brother.

Shen Jiu: Shidi, you'll never believe the change of heart I've just had. Marry my brother as soon as you can.

confuzing

You've seen every Binghe has a Shen Yuan, now get ready for.... *Drumroll*

There Is Only One Shen Yuan Ever And He Wife-beams All the Binghes.

Shen Yuan: I have 37 husbands and they're all the same man!

*a portal opens and a Binghe falls out. "Shizun!" He cries, looking heartbroken*

Shen Yuan: 38! *He goes to pat the new Binghe on the head*

Cut to a private interview with SVSSS Binghe.

SVSSS Binghe: At first I wasn't thrilled with sharing my husband but there's some benefits to having 37 brother husbands.

*cut to assorted Binghes doing all the chores around Qing Jing Peak, in the distance we see Liu Qingge swordfighting another Binghe*

SVSSS Binghe: The chore wheel is very complex. One of the An Ding Binghes made it.

SVSSS Binghe: Also, just throwing it out there, I'm definitely Shizun's favorite Binghe.

Interviewer: How can you tell?

SVSSS Binghe: I've never once been sent to the Bad Binghe Box.

*Cut to a shaded pavilion with padded benches in the bamboo forest, there's food and drinks and blankets and a sign on the pavilion that says "Time out zone"*

Bingge: Yeah the Binghe that's really good at math made a chart, I'm far and away the Worst Binghe! *smirks proudly*

Bingge: I spend most of my time here, it's actually pretty nice, definitely not the worst place I've slept. It's even climate controlled so it doesn't get too hot or cold!

Interviewer: What are you in for?

Bingge: Trying to kidnap Shizun and take him back to my home dimension. I just think he'd like it there more ok?

Interviewer: What keeps you in the pavilion while you're on time out? Is there an array or-

Bingge: Oh no, it's honor system. But if you leave before your time is up Shizun doubles your remaining time and scolds you.

Interviewer: How long are you in for?

Bingge: 46 years.

*cut to interview with Liu Qingge, he is drinking tea as the interviewer speaks*

Interviewer: How are you adapting to the sudden influx of Luo Binghes?

Liu Qingge: *sets down tea cup* My life is a living hell.

localvillagecryptid

Liu Qingge would do so well in a shounen anime I swear. Put that man in JJK or Naruto, he'd thrive. The perfect rival character for a protag. Very "let us reach the heights of skill and power together, friend" energy. Living in a universe where The Power of Friendship is a legitimate source of energy would make him genuinely unstoppable