a fictional mans whore

beep ‼️18+‼️

[beepitybeepboop]

a little bit about me <3

hi ! im beep ! im in my 20s, bi and go by she/her !

im basically just on here just to read fanfics and reblog sexy people lole

i am a simp slut for many fictional men

i pretty much just read fics on here so ive compiled a make-shift sort of fic-rec that can be found, here -> #beeps reads

i do read a lot of smut and i believe in sharing the wealth so you can find that here -> #beep is a whore

it is sorted by character, here -> #beep is a whore, specifically (i have stopped updating this just fyi im sorry)

my men:

currently: jack abbot 'the pitt' andrew ‘pope’ cody ‘animal kingdom’ bob reynolds 'thunderbolts*'

always: rhett abbott bob floyd bucky barnes frank castle

everything on my blog is 18+ please respect that or i will clap you into oblivion :)

dividers are from the lovely and talented @firefly-graphics <3

updated 6-22-25

[rachellephant]

the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.

[baital]

I’m a bi adult and you know what? I needed this. Thank you.

[alder-greatly-approves]

it’s also important to remember that it can be a fluid % like sometimes it’ll be 50/50 some times 10/90 and then drift into a 45/65 or even 2/98 and it’s still okay. It’s just where you are at that time in your life. 

[poly-wrath]

That shift is called the bicycle

[odeada-nightspawn]

It’s also important for them to know that bisexuality is not binary & never has been. You can be attracted to any gender, & still be bisexual. You can be attracted to someone regardless of their gender & still be bisexual. Oh & being bisexual isn’t about who you date. It’s about who/what you’re attracted to.

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[happilyhadesbound]

underrated ship dynamic is 'they deserve each other /derogatory'

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[sammy-bryant]

hawn Hatosy attends HBO's "The Pitt" Season 2 Emmy FYC Event at David Geffen Theater at the Academy Museum on June 09, 2026 in Los Angeles, California.

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[drtrinitysantos]

coffeeshops used to give you a free drink for your birthday and now they just text you like "Hey bestie! Since you're a CoffeePoints™ rewards™ member, order yourself a birthday treat right now in our app™ and you will receive two (2) extra CoffeePoints™ with your purchase!! That's two points closer to a 1500 CoffeePoints™ reward™: your choice of one (1) disposable napkin*!!!"

*Exclusions apply. Offer is non-transferable and valid only at participating locations. Cannot be used toward plastic utensils or straws. Expires 20 minutes after qualifying purchase.

[drtrinitysantos]

shout-out to everyone name-dropping dunkin in the tags of this post that was in fact written about dunkin

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[clytemnestraaa]

additional note. why do we call it “religious experience.” shouldn’t it be a “spiritual experience.” “religious experience” implies one is like, connecting with a specific religious doctrine or something. like you orgasm so good that you specifically fully grasp the talmud

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[willgrahamscock]

ignore my boaner 👍

[jackabbotcult]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[unearthlydust]

SEBASTIAN STAN For MRRM Magazine