Brandon

26. Florida. Metal. Cats. Video games

[llindenn]

[halftimelazer]

A moment of silence for all those people who confused Hamtaro and Ebichu and got the shock of their lives.

[swarnpert]

[cheesey-toast]

My mind immediately went to Fakir but I guess it could also be Mytho

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aleshakills]

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

[lil-jeep]

suicide in the beamer. such a classy death.

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects

[ruinedchildhood]

[pr1nceshawn]

Survival Myths That Could Do More Harm Than Good.

[thahalfrican]

[queenstravelingdarling]

I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

me when I fucking drink water

[agentdalecooper]

me

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[vladtheunfollower]

[pepplemint]

NO GUYS I SEE YOUR NOTES BUT I DON’T THINK YOU GET IT

HE DID IT

[wonderwomangrad]

Life problems I anticipated as a child:

- quicksand - ghosts

Life problems I did NOT anticipate as a child:

- the crushing sense of failure associated with botched social interactions.

[mute4art]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[feuer-bluete]

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