Temptress Black

Hey, I’m Temperance, 26, my blog is filled with random shit. Not accepting romantic interests. Don’t be fucking weird.

[spicymochi]

turtleneck brachiosaurus

[cannibalchicken]

[californiagucci]

looooooool

[dogtoenail]

I found the Weinermobile!

[clankrnernes]

[argumate]

literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius

[hogcalling]

HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid

[argumate]

how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius

[alexanderdesnoyersvip]

[ultrafacts]

[weirdlandtv]

A 500-pound stained glass crab sculpture at BWI Marshall Airport, Maryland.

[calellon]

i have so much nut to give

[memewhore]

[beesmygod]

[cursed-and-haunted]

Short stories that live in my head rent free and make me go a little crazy:

The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman (horror)

Lamb to The Slaughter by Roald Dahl (horror)

We Ate The Children Last by Yann Martel (satire/horror)

The Empty Prison by Matt Dymerski (horror)

The October Game by Ray Bradbury (horror)

I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison (horror/sci-fi)

A Good Man Is Hard To Find by Flannery O'Connor (horror)

The Last Question by Isaac Asimov (sci-fi)

[catchymemes]

[mustachioedwalrus]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[gsirvitor]

[bamsara]

[tropiyas]

(from @Oattsplease)

[christianstepmoms]

get high and think of me

[camilicy]

Theyre just in a silly goofy mood 🪱🍬

[teathattast]

EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EATS THEM EA

[real-uwu-hours]

I hate you so fucking much

[teathattast]

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BI

[sequids-remade]

[cipheramnesia]

It's Wormbert West

[oak23]

Burden bearing hips

[ampervadasz]