Halftime's Stuff and Things. And Stuff.

30/M/extremely autistic

[grannie-nasty-deactivated202602]

Hey all— my sweet friend Iris (who you may know as @punishedyke) recently lost her home. Things are just really precarious for her right now, and it would be good for her to have an emergency fund and money to afford a few small comforts. If you have anything to spare please send it her way.

UPDATE: her Venmo got flagged (🙃) but her ko-fi works!!!

Support Iris

Support Iris

[punishedyke]

No SNAP so anything you could share would help

[punishedyke]

Back on SNAP but still homeless

[punishedyke]

It's US Pride Month, give a poor homeless trans woman who didn't get SNAP this month for whatever reason some money to eat

[winonaparadise]

i know some powerful fucking people. i can get you in trouble. i can get a satellite to erase you. i can make an exact clone of your best friend and make them do jumping jacks outside your house for 48 hours. i can create a holographic lion with a penis larger than its head to fuck your toilet until it stops working. i can create and destroy in the length it takes you to get out of bed in the morning

can you get bitches

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[clawcakes]

PREV TRUTH NUKE

[r34comments]

[grimeclown]

[i-do-it-for-the-lesbians-deacti]

I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?

ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE

[mylife-beliike]

This kills me every time

[xekstrin]

“TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN”

[chongoblog]

[demilypyro]

making a sarcastic fourth wall breaking comment towards the audience but i've misinterpreted where the camera is so i'm just speaking in a random direction while everybody stares at me funny

[demilypyro]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[maidthings]

wait hold up why does the steven universe theme have the same chord progression as creep

[maidthings]

Visit Original Link

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[weirdmageddon]

have you guys seen this guy haunted daily by randomly placed white rugs on dream islands yet

he’s started posting daily rug sighting updates now

[weirdmageddon]

update: apparently he’s not the only one

(notice the timestamp on that photo was from march)

it doesn’t seem to happen to everyone

[chirasul]

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

[shitidiotloserheritageposts]

heritage post

[chirasul]

come on man

[toyotasoarer]

happy birthday to my favourite king of games

[toriel-2]

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

[funky-vg-beats]

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the moon and the prince katamari damacy ost

[ramdaughter]

check it up, a-funk it up, minna damatte ore ni tsuite koi, yea!

[ramdaughter]

check it up, a-funk it up, minna hisshi de ore ni tsuite koi, come on!

[clockmocker]

Funk it up Friday yet again people!

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs