Berri

a tired old man They/He

[tall]

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

im going through my skyrim screenshot folder

[han-j1]

Who names their character Susan

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

[simply-a-dream]

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

[creative-anchorage]

[suriandtaal]

[videogame-fake-brands]

Cock from Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines (2004)

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

[luimnigh]

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

[dogpuppy]

[mortifying-macaroni]

[vandalblood]

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[ju5t777]

sorry for the tag @helloitsmadamehyde but I need you to know I binged Hold Me Like A Grudge in a sleepless night and you got me into warhammer so bad that i am ass deep in those 40k lore videos and the emperor would not let my soul rest until i finished these ballpoint pen doodles

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[accessibleposts]

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[no-other-username-was-free]

Instagram

[keks1105]

We're best friends, right, Kirby?

New Magolor shooting pictures from Sunday! Everyone was complaining about the cold but not me thankfully because Magolor is warm and comfy.

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[wooyoun-g]

don’t be sad because sad spelled backwards is das und das ist nicht gut