The Eroticism of the Machine

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[beesantennas]

I commissioned this amazing piece of art of my OC from a lovely person on reddit! Here's a link to their artfol! -> http://www.artfol.co/itoras

[annina98]

[wizardarchetypes]

I need her.

[cybertron-after-dark]

Things that canonically exist in the same world as transformers prime because they also exist in rescue bots:

-fairies

-ghosts

-time travel

-still-living dinosaurs

-optimus's third mode, the fucking t-rex

-a machine that cheats death and reverses the aging process

-skyrim, if blades making the arrow to the knee joke is to be taken at face value.

-mass displacement tech the way the fandom's been portraying it for ages

-the exact same altmode-locking paralytic virus from beast machines

-full-on mind control, effective on both humans and bots

-lycanthropy inducing fake meat

-a hal-9000-esque rogue AI intent on turning the world comatose to keep humanity maximally safe

-freaky Friday mind swapping

-time loops

-machine that forces you to sing in full musical numbers

-Allspark day, which is basically cybertronian new years day

We need to start subjecting the prime bots to the weirdass facets of their world.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Crashes through five walls whilst moving at max speed towards you, before my cockpit opens up

Get the fuck in loser, we're gonna go take HRT and bark at people, it'll be great

[angelfoodcakewith7minutefrosting]

Just kiss already, omfg.

[ahemahemwhimer]

sorry to use your post but i’ve had this the backburner since first watching that episode.

inspired by ‘i depend on you’ by @/sometimes317 on twitter!

[lun3st0nez]

SAY WHAT NOW?!

[howgalling]

sketchy bluestreak!!! i'll stop here on him for now ^_^

[skobbeloff]

hehe

[r4zberry]

prime but the uhh gang kids from jet set radio got to him

[moderatly-fast-chickens-blog]

When your bitchass Second asks to play a game called “Mine Craft” like you haven’t already spent 4 trillion years mining and crafting

[cosmonautroger]

1970 FIAT Ferves Ranger

[discountsurgery]

now see him fabulous

[things-that-are-not-true]

my names sweetie 3000 because the last 2999 sweeties were all destroyed

[akashicrecord]

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

[mousidy]

oh, honestly I was planning on reopening the same wounds again and again and again and again and again and again and again

[lillified]

still working... hoping to have some sort of preview ready soon

[lillified]