Emmg

All I do here is ramble about being single and miserable. but I'm funny sometimes.

[beeslut69]

I hope the beutiful butch woman I had to turn down at salvation army due to my having a boyfriend four days before getting dumped knows that I think of her all the time.

96 hours and we could have had a beutiful life

[beeslut69]

Ive been feeling really shitry in my body lately

And wearing summer clothes that no longer fit properly has def not been much help

But I had a mini haul today and seeing myself in clothes in clothes that dont squish in tug and pull in all the wrong ways, is really helpful omg

I havebt liked looking in the mirror in a while

[beeslut69]

If one more fucking thing goes wrong surrounding this dance I'm just gonna get all dolled up too lay on the train tracks and wait

[beeslut69]

I hope ALL the boyfriends get on a bus and then the bus drives over a bridge

[beeslut69]

Over him enough to torment myself with dating apps, but not over him enough to wash my sheets

[macabrevampire]

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

[beeslut69]

If one more fucking thing goes wrong surrounding this dance I'm just gonna get all dolled up too lay on the train tracks and wait

[the-muppet-joker]

MAYBE I SHOULD START MAKING SOCK PUPPETS AGAIN! I DON'T NEED ANTI DEPRESSANTS! I WILL MAKE THE SOCK PUPPETS MAKE OUT, AND SAY THINGS LIKE, "YOU MATTER TO ME!" They will have hOT PUPPET SEX!!! 🔥 🥵

[the-muppet-joker]

I have lost everyone around me because I cannot commit myself to a life of normalcy. Why can't I stop acting like a fucking freak all the time? I cannot even commit to a life of freakery, because I cannot rid myself of the shame. My heart is a caged animal, pacing and snarling and wounded. It would never survive outside of captivity. It will never know the sky, except in the taunting glimpses it sees between iron bars.

[holy-roman-empire-official]

You all may think i'm kidding but I would fuck Kermit.

[wright-official]

THE FROG!?!!???

[holy-roman-empire-official]

Yes, the frog.

[weenhands]

this is literally just because of my curse

[beeslut69]

Some body should make an animatic of Nikola and Jon to the dismemberment song by blue kid

[beeslut69]

I feel so stupid for believing him but like, why would I not belive the boy who spent months of his time writing me sonnets and making me playlists and finding new ways to call me beutiful.iterally up until 10 hours before he did it.

[beeslut69]

When I see a hot boy, I wanna feed him apples and oats like he's a pretty little Shetland pony

[beeslut69]

Having Anemia and being a person who gets their period means every month I start thinking about my last will and testament

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[beeslut69]

Heartbreak is the only pain I've found that supersedes period cramps (that's saying a lot for me cause ima accident prone and sickly). So being on my period while heartbroken is lowkey the closest I've come to being torchered.