Beetle Offical

🪲we are the beetles mr🪲

[forevergoodnight]

predaceous diving beetle?

more like... PRECIOUS diving beetle. aww

[lauraciello]

I made a pride flag out of free bug stock photos.

Feel free to use it! 🌈🌈🌈🌈

[every-day-creechur]

Notch-mouthed Ground Beetle Dicaelus purpuratus

A ground beetle found in eastern North America.

image by Dan Vickers

[crosseeeeeeeeee]

the largest weevil ive found so far

[mysticmine]

everyone PLEASE look at this fatass moth i saw on the slop book

[indolentjellyfish]

Welcome back to the glass weevil zone.

[weevilsdaily]

weevil i saw on my car windshield the other day. (i dropped them politely into the grass, i did not drive off with them)

weevil 1250

[bowelfly]

you crack open an unusually large acorn and these guys all come tumbling out

[etcstims]

This noble weevil | source

[ieafy]

I can’t stop drawing mantises I fear

[but-will-it-be-famous]

The Officals/Officials We've Collected:

@the-lord-of-rats-offical

@h2o-official

@wright-official

@null-the-void-monarch-offical

@narinder-offical

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical

@amnesia-offical

@oppossum-offical

@bacone-official

@quiet-girl-offical

@feminism-offical

@ariella-birdsong-offical

@chartreuse-official

@hammer-of-justice-offical

@indium-offical

@cesium-offical

@wolfdog-offical

@bigender-offical

@iodine-offical

@paper-offical

@state-of-utah-offical

@tf2-spy-offical

@jonathan-sims-offical

@satan-of-utah-offical

@ryan-reynolds-offical

@scissors-official

@laciffo-satan

@7-eleven-offical

@no-one-offical

@chickfila-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

@raventhecrispy-offical

@adventurer-offical

@paleontology-offical

@arsonist-offical

@fay-offical

@hsh-offical

@weather-boy-offical

@silly-pigeon-offical

@bubble--offical

@wiwiwicat-offical

@human-jukebox-offical

@potasium-offical

@somebody-offical

@breadcrumb-offical

@mango-offical

@trans-boy-thing-offical

@charlie-kirk-official

@aoi-offical

@william-srane-offical

@snail-offical

@voice-actor-offical

@teapotsoffcialyup

@drumsticks-offical2

@kermitthebomber-offical

@ton-618-official

@screaming-oppossum-offical

@pipis-official

@polo-fruits-offical

@chai-offical

@mtg-offical

@offical-shipper-of-officals

@gallium-offical

@hospital-offical

@evil-hospital-offical

@ham-sandwich-attic-man-offical

@costco-employee-official

@breaking-news-offical

@french-offical

@crocus-offical

@radioactive-bread-offical

@someone-official

@them-offical

@him-offical

@holloween-offical

@god-the-offical

@parentscomputer-official

@james-offical

@weirdo-offical

@somebeaver-offical

@artificially-generated-official

@mp3-offical

@hidden-offical

@official--offical

@horrors-offical

@always-being-watched-offical

@3beans-offical

@the-scuba-diver-offical

@salmon-offical

@pontius-pilate-offical

@bread-knight-offical

@tuff-offical

@silly-jester-offical

@laciffo-natas

@genderqueer-offical

@itsuwari-no-kibo-offical

@sonic-the-hedgehog-offical

@nblezzer-offical

@onion-opinions-offical

@lilspark-offical

@burning-britain-official

@nug-offical-deactiv

@pegz-and-rexy-offical

@the-man-in-your-walls-official

@togore-dreemurr-official

@haikus-official

@von-lycaon-official

@gold-offical

@jakejavu-offical

@cupheadreincarnatedofficial

@the-grim-reaper-offical

@I-ate-the-king-of-beans-offical

@childrens-entertainer-offical

@luka-offical

@knife-roomba-offical

@horrible-goose-offical

@v2-offical

@frenzy-offical

@rumble-offical

@playtime-co-offical

@music-lyrics-offical

@crocus-offical

@walmart-job-certificate-offical

@food-inspector-offical

@thau-official

@pomelo-verse-offical

@narinder-offical

@duckofmisfortuneoffical

@semicolon-offical

@trans-trout-offical

@emperor-hadrian-official

@whackybird-offical

@a-camera-offical

@shitty-photoshops-offical

@wereboobs-offical

@canada-hole-offical

And . . . (drumroll please)

@satan-offical

Now Go Love @satan-offical !

[but-will-it-be-famous]

50 Officals . . .

Oh No

There's Fifty Of You

[onion-opinions-offical]

@ocean-isopod-offical

What do onions think of oceanic isopods (Bathynomus giganteus)?

Rate on a scale of 1-10

Good shape! Fit nicely in a palm, should be made into plushies and sold to children to train them from a young age to love them.

Remind me of those rolly polly bugs or whatever everyone calls them (I have heard so many names over the years)

first image I got when looking them up was one on a plate, presumably about to be eaten, so we can bond on that front

overall very neat little critter! 8/10. Points deducted because I cannot meet them, seeing as they are oceanic :(

[ocean-isopod-offical]

We appreciate this review. They are occasionally kept at aquariums though so the chances you meet one aren’t zero… I do agree that we should train the children to love the ocean buggies

[straightfromhel]

Bunch of beetles from the past few days. May 2026, Helsinki, Finland

[ocean-isopod-offical]

can isopods eat onion?

would isopods eat onion?

do isopods eat onion?

have isopods positive opinions about onions?

A study on isopods and onions:

Can they? I believe onions are considered acidic so isopods cannot eat onion safely.

Would they? Yes, they’ll eat most things they can scavenge.

Do they? No, it is not naturally occurring in their habitat so they do not eat onion.

Positive opinions? Isopods would appreciate the round shape of onion.

Overall I would say isopods would best appreciate onions from afar.

[loctin]

[crazysodomite]

doing this to my basya