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Beetlejuice : A theif.  Lydia: Thief?  Beetlejuice : Theif.  Lydia: I before E, except after C.  Beetlejuice : Thceif.  Lydia : No.

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is this from a bootleg?? and if it is, does anyone have the link??

[chimpdinner]

First post on tumblr..,.YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!

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[beej-lovebot]

theyre right and they should say it

[diablodancer]

The Whole “Being Dead” Thing from Beetlejuice’s first night back on Broadway

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Barbara: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Beetlejuice: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Beetlejuice : I'm a reverse necromancer.

Lydia: Isn't that just killing people?

Beetlejuice : Ah, technicality.

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Beetlejuice : i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Beetlejuice : i became more evil if you’re curious

Barbara: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!

Beetlejuice : i’m going to get worse on purpose

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Beetlejuice: We got any kids in the audience?

Some grown ass adult: Yeah.

Beetlejuice: Shut up.

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Lydia: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?


Beetlejuice: *chugs entire bottle* 


Beetlejuice: It’s perfume.

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Heather Mac: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.


Heather Duke: Heather, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Beetlejuice, attempting to be alive: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Beetlejuice: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Beetlejuice: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Lydia:

Adam:

Barbara:

Everyone Else At Beetlejuice ’s Surprise Birthday Party:

Lydia: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.