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Veronica | 19 | Transgirl  Chaser and Sissy Blogs not welcome here 

[the-dodo]

This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

[forevernoon-deactivated20181218]

[lepetitefleurpetals-deactivated]

In the rain please. Always.

[tyrannyoftheurgent]

My whole entire heart. I adore this so much.

[prettyandmean]

This is beautiful. So peaceful it could put me to sleep

[dont-taunt-the-octopus]

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

[girl-esque]

this actually made me laugh out loud

[blackqueerblog]

Whole school should be fired.

[glampyr]

Quote from an acrticle about this steaming pile of transphobic shit: “During an event that prepares children to survive an attack by actual assailants, she was treated as if she was so much of a danger to peers that she was left exposed and vulnerable”

They made her sit in the gym while everyone else was hiding. Putting priority on noone entering the opposite-gender locker room in a life-or-very-violent-death situation is messed up enough as it is, but they told A CHILD that because she’s trans she is more dangerous to her classmates than a psychopath with a firearm.

(America’s a Fucking Disease playing in the background)

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

The sun is probably the closest thing we’ll ever have to a true Eldritch Abomination. Hear me out here-

Older than recorded history; was here longer than any of us and will be here long after we leave. Has a finite beginning and end but is still incomprehensibly ancient

Burns itself into your vision instantly and can blind you if you look for too long

Further prolonged exposure can cause cancerous growths

Non-humanoid shape floating through space; colossal flaming tentacles angrily lash out on occasion

Sort of just appeared one day and is now surrounded by the corpses of its stillborn children

People used to sacrifice other people to appease it

Pretty sure it screams at us sometimes

[pondwitch]

dont talk or think about this please

[catchymemes]

[buckykingofmemes]

‘are you decent?’  not morally, but im wearing pants, if thats what youre asking

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Oh my god

[that-stardust-deactivated201902]

I’m dead now

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via cottoncandaddy)

[taylorzrealm]

LMFAO THE LAST PART

[desmondsprettyface]

Today, my 84 year old neighbour said to me, “I quite like mushrooms. They have a good outlook on life.” She then admitted she felt a bit silly to have said that and suggested not many people would understand what she meant.

Please reblog for Ann so I can show her how many people appreciate her wholesome perspective on mushies.

[did-you-know]

Source

[thetalonforyourhead]

Originally posted by piratevanrock

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

I was concerned that there was no price listed per sq ft on the source site, so I looked it up and they are CHEAP AND AFFORDABLE NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.  The bigger homes cost around $34.74/sq.ft (one of the smallest runs ~$15k, but a 4-bed 4-bath home is ~$66.6k,  which is damn affordable when comparable homes in my area are closer to five times that price).  Color me in love.  [x]

[thepinkchaospanda]

@pessimistlass BABE. HOBBIT HOLES. OH MY GOD.

[justthefangirl]

This. This is the goal. This is the dream. A 4-Bed/Bath Hobbit Hole to live in with my bae <3

[roseverdict]

IN A HOLE IN THE GROUND THERE LIVED A HOBBIT POOFLOWE

AHHH I NEED

[symbiote-spideypool]

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

[theneolistickid]

Bats illuminated by lightning

[later0varies-deactivated2022022]

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

[catchymemes]

Free printer. May need some tuning.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cant believe banksy sold this for a million dollars.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i was the most

beautiful poem

but you were jared,

19

[determinate-negation]

i have this short book called “the cia’s greatest hits” and its like a compilation of a bunch of evil shit the cia has done, 2 pages each per operation and i cant find a pdf anywhere but its worth reading and i wish i could link it bc the cia is fucking vile and they should be more widely hated and more americans should know about all of the disgusting and horrific stuff theyve been responsible for

[tropcool]

If it’s the one written by Mark Zepezauer, it’s on the Library Genesis

or if you want the cartoons, it’s on Archive.org

[determinate-negation]

yes thats it

[major-waste-of-time]

Things I’ve Overheard in the High School Hallways

“My body must not have any mitochondria because I’m powerless and I’ll probably end up in a cell.”

“Does anyone else think we aren’t human anymore when we type our GPAs into Common App?”

“Guys I’m gonna schedule a Guidance Appointment to get out of Spanish class.”

“I must be a hypertonic solution because I’m salty AF.”

“I want to be dead, but just until the weekend.” / “Do you know how to induce a coma?”

“I take three AP classes, and they’re all math, but I just said 8 minus 4 was 3.”

“I’ve heard the word ‘fuck’ like twelve times today and it’s only 7:28, and all I can say is mood.”