Party On Dudes

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[foxanddana]

[station11]

i love when movies are good they should do that more often

[crystalcrossing-remade-deactiva]

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

[funnytwittertweets]

[epilepticsaints]

[baconmancr]

[agoddamn]

attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision

[dirbyjuliaducournau]

…

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[aletheyass]

“why do you want this job” i literally don’t

[casgirl]

In season 4 of You Joe MUST have a gay arc in the like ancient so misogynistic you’re gay way. He should be like “I was so wrong, chasing women. A woman could never understand me…not like You.” And then it cuts to a guy who looks exactly like him.

[lesb0]

tiktok be like "if you as a haggard 19 year old simply get botox and a face lift and a nose job and lip injections you won't need monthly filler rounds at the ancient decrepit senior age of 30 because your facial muscles will die from being regularly injected with a toxic poison" and the girls are like yeah this is feminist women's empowerment

[970317980622]

[phone rings at any time of day]

me: what maniac would call me right now

[creepish]

they should make a job that i want to go to

[cannibalchicken]

The invalidictorian

[comfortfrogblog]

[themateriodictable]

how to tell you're living in a dystopia: working your contracted hours and meeting your job description is considered "quitting"