[seek--rest]

me until July 31st, 2026

[chloesevignysbowlcut]

[probuccalfat]

do not ever slander the beautiful goddess carbs around me

[probuccalfat]

“empty carbs” don’t you dare talk about her like that. you’re empty. how do you like that.

[desolationlesbian]

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

[angelicguy]

girlfriend looks over my shoulder and sees that im on a twitter account named "The Toy That Plays Back" and my profile pic is a a jack in the box with angry eyebrows posting stuff like "How about we play with YOU for a change" and "Us Toys hate being played with"

[sexchangedotcom]

when your wire letterboxd mutual sees you log a cloth movie

[dogpuppy]

[srdcovka]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

just saw a girl wearing two broken smartwatches on the same wrist. some kind of grunge scifi protagonist perhaps

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I'm a little obsessed with you if that's cool

[dogshitdotnet]

[anglaised]

[nightporter1980]

i would so love to know what was going on in this persons head. i would rather be shot dead than sneak food into a movie theatre. What?

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

if you are a web designer of any kind and the dropdown menu that appears when i rightclick vanishes when i try to move my mouse and select an option you will go to hell before you die

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[lowpolyanimals]

Grub Sister from White Knuckle

[transgenderization]

list of things im pretty sure i could find if i went looking for them:

1. cloudy with a chance of meatballs latex entombment porn using the spray-on-shoes stuff