Beelzebub

݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Lover of; Food, 🍔, Fangol, and animals.🐾⊹ ࣪˖ https://beelzebuddyhome.straw.page/ This is a parody page! Anything and everything posted here is completely fictional and to the most cannon level possible that ties back to OBEY ME! From the Mod: {I’m pretty chill about asks, as long as you are not outright trying to roleplay sexual intercoarse in my asks or saying blatant slurs, your ask will be answered as close to cannon as possible!}

[beez3buddy]

Cheese!

(From Admin: hey! Sorry for the late response to my resent asks. I’ve got a lot going on. But I will try my best to be a little more active again. Please know it brings a smile

To my face seeing your interactions!)

- burger buddy 🍔

[beez3buddy]

Stop slobbering over my Ruri Hana exclusive collab cafe menu items ☹️ Have some respect for your big brother!

—Levi

I can’t help it… it looks so delicious. Just a little taste?

[beez3buddy]

Pizza delivery! Just for you!! *places ten pizzas on the counter*

*he smiles wide, quickly opening top box before shoving a round of slices into his mouth.*

Mnn chompchomochomo… do I haf’ pay for these?? Cromchmonchmnch.

[beez3buddy]

ur brothers are being turned into cute baby animals-

i think Coco has lost it-

What?

Why does this keep happening?

[beez3buddy]

Lady at the dive through asked if I wanted extra pickles on my cheeseburger. I’m crying tears of joy.

[l0rddiavolo0]

Oh gracious Lord Diavolo, this humble sheep has a question for you, all meant in good faith.

Underwire or sports bra?

Ah ha ha! Ha ha! I do not wear a bra, as I do not have breasts, humble sheep! What has given you all this impression of me, hm?

[beez3buddy]

Sometimes it’s nice to have one for working out, keeps everything in place.

[beez3buddy]

*brings you a picnic basket full of cheeseburgers* I thought of you when I was getting lunch today and decided to bring this by.

*Hes drooling profusely.* “thank you… this will hold me over till my next snack.”

[the-great-mammon-morningstar]

Mammon would you do butt stuff or are you a strictly no anal demon

Ya know, you ain't even the first person to ask me this. Cept last time they specifically wanted to lemme know I look like I get pegged.

Ain't ya like, spousta take someone to dinner before askin' that type of shit? Or pay em really really well to find out?

[beez3buddy]

Why are all your askers so invested In your interest in butt-stuff? These are getting to be concerning numbers.

[beez3buddy]

I hope Lucifer forgives me for clearing out the fridge this afternoon for lunch. I was just so hungry I couldn’t even think… and then when I looked up the fridge was empty.

I’m still so hungry…

[beez3buddy]

Hey Beel! I baked muffins for you today! Please come have some? There are lots of different kinds. So please let me know which is your favorite? -Jessica

I would love to, I am on my way right now.

I think I will have to try every flavor to find my favorite.

[satansnekonook]

Satan every time a word comes out of your… boyfriends mouth, I become more and more disappointed in your standards ;p

- Belphie

Didn’t you bring an insect to dinner once?

[b-morningstar]

At least the insect can cook without killing everyone in the area ;p

[beez3buddy]

What’s with the insect slander…?

[beez3buddy]

laarrppp

No, sorry… Levi is the one that goes to those kinds of events.

[beez3buddy]

Happy Birthday Luci! Thanks for taking care of us and keeping the fridge stocked.

Hope you like all the presents, and especially all the treats. 🤤🎉

@lucifersarchive

[the-great-mammon-morningstar]

I uh... burnt the first few attempts. And this one a bit burnt too ... BUT I MADE EM! NO BASIC CAKES HERE! TWO PIES FROM THE GREAT MAMMON!

Happy birthday Lucifer! Ya better be appreciate em!

ᵂᵉ ᵘʰ, ʸᵃ ᵏⁿᵒʷ... ᴸᵒᵛᵉ ʸᵃ ᵒʳ ʷʰᵃᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ

[beez3buddy]

Looks so good…🤤

I bet they taste better than the first few… probably less of that usual… smokey flavor most of your dishes have.

[beez3buddy]

Hello everyone, Happy Pride! Im proud of you all for going another year of being your authentic self.

I heard Rainbows were a common celebration decoration, so this month I will attempt to eat as many foods that are rainbow colored as possible.

[egg0o0]

Local egg draws this masterpiece in gartic phone to spread the dialuci agenda

And mammon is there too. I'm going to draw this outfit again

[beez3buddy]

Do you often prank your moo-moo little brother? And which prank is your favorite?

No…

Me and Mammon go toe-to-toe with Pranks on each-other however.

Not Belphie, never.