before i go to sleep

you can blame my girlfriend for this shit.

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self portrait

[dicketysplit]

trying to write essays

[exlips3]

what does this mean

[awoooooooooooyoung]

have u ever written an essay

[4gifs]

[dingyfeathers]

lmao thank god someone made this.

[caralinastyle]

Everyone needs to read this

[beforeigotosleep]

Macaron 

[hausu]

[beforeigotosleep]

"He's down under So-crates"

[wallygervers]

[glitchbitch-]

I CANNOT SCROLL PAST THIS AND NOT REBLOG FUCK HAHHAHAHA

[beforeigotosleep]

Once I finish this dissertation I am never writing anything ever again. 

[-intheround]

“Nobody says anything about that”

[beeflo-ren]

I’ve reblogged this about 40 times. But let me do it again.

[leanvh]

His autopsy reports did show that his skin colour was changed by the condition, not artificially.

[ev4n-perks-deactivated20221222]

I love Michael Jackson. Judge all you want. 

[isodxpe-blog1]

It fucking kills when people to this day still say he bleached his skin so he wouldn’t be black anymore. No. He suffered from vitiligo, a condition that steadily reduces melanin in your skin until you’re esentially white.  It’s not treatable and there really is no cure. And it just. Ugh. 

[tyrabankssmize]

[lulz-time]

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

[beforeigotosleep]

is "smiling with the eyes" supposed to look like she's plotting to kill the person she's looking at? it's terrifying

[sixpenceee]

This is glorious and even though it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal, creepy and science I usually post, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

MORE INFORMATION

[beforeigotosleep]

pretty cool idea. an online dead mans switch to alert people that you might not be ok. this sort of thing should be available outside of the US.

[ruinedchildhood]

But shit, it was 99 cents

[beforeigotosleep]

scooby popping tags

[hkafterdark]

if this isn’t at the end of TASM, I will probably cry

[flourgremlin-deactivated2018072]

oh my god CAN YOU IMAGINE

cap acting like his ~responsible older brother~ tony being all ~LOOK THOSE WEBSHOOTERS ARE A GREAT START BUT I THINK YOU ALSO NEED SOME LASERS OR SOME SHIT~  hulk being all ~HULK SORRY HE SMASH SPIDER THAT ONE TIME HULK NOT MEAN TO HURT PETER’S FAMILY~  natasha being all ~LET’S WORK ON YOUR HAND TO HAND SHALL WE~ and then just knocking him on his ass for a few hours  and hawkeye hitchin’ a ride on the web express every time he can meanwhile pepper and gwen get together for tea every thursday and mostly just rub their temples a lot

[becausefandom]

hulk being all ~HULK SORRY HE SMASH SPIDER THAT ONE TIME HULK NOT MEAN TO HURT PETER’S FAMILY~

[michaxl]

I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs

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beefjorky:

My gf is allergic to dogs.

[shirt-haver]

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Hypocrisy

This has over 200,000 notes. I wonder how many people who reblogged/liked this have actually done anything to help the poor after they clicked the button.

[genandhisqueen-deactivated20160]

Bubba was my best good friend.

[stoickgotrunoverbyanightfur-blog]

this wasn’t in the fucking terms & conditions

I literally didn’t sign up for this touchy-feely-ass bullshit

[beforeigotosleep]

I will actually reblog anything from Forrest Gump