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#thinking about when cameraman and i first got together and got chinese the night after and i opened up my fortune cookie and it said 'it is better to do something better late than never' a month before my visa was going to expire and i was going to be kicked out of the country after we'd been friends for two years. like c'mon.

#i did live in a hallmark movie briefly #just super on the nose #i get the whole fortune cookie fallacy but you gotta admit #pretty spot on #cameraman

oedipalrivalry

being a team sports fan really is like oh what if you stanned the ship of theseus

one of the girlypop hockey accs on instagram making a post about which hockey shows got everyone into the sport, not putting shoresy in the post and then admitting in the comments she hasn’t seen it. we used to be a proper country.

#like i fear it is the og hockey show #also ABSOLUTELY NO HATE to her i just think it is required reading yknow #missing the oilers alumni shoresy classic by two weeks that shit had me punching the air #where else are you meant to find extremely niche depictions of small town ontario hockey culture #ppl talking about hr as if it was the first. please educate yourself.#shoresy

yuppiesnpuppies

It just keeps on going

puckangel

gavin mckenna i hope you never shut up about being indigenous. keep at it kid

lemme tell you a story the first time my boyfriend and i got together we were in a hotel room and when we were in the middle of things the door creaked open comically loudly and we both turned our heads in a state of shock that someone was walking in us on hooking up but no. before everything happened he'd gone outside for a smoke and forgotten to fully shut the door so i am fully convinced everyone in that hotel heard the culmination of our hallmark movie ass slow burn friends to lovers trope. silly man i love him so much.

#cameraman #he calls me smoochie #like bro i love him more than life itself #my smoochie :D

long distance with my boyfriend but he's 16,000km away got me gazing out the window with melancholy n shit. when WILL my husband return from war

#he's a park ranger though #so that's sweet #thoughts

realpeoplefiction

the thing about becoming a hockey fan and specifically a pittsburgh penguins one is that you start seeing the number 87 everywhere its like it becomes your jungkook

beginnerspuck

i don’t even think this is unique to being a pittsburgh fan im at the gas pump ordering sidney crosby

guiltfactory-moved

everything is a reference when you're crazy

kcsplace

#they grew up together #ld29 #cm97 #297 #oilersblogging #edmonton oilers #mcdrai

like if you're going to write at all write about something that you're knowledgable about (or willing to be!) or a personal experience. i don't care what you think about some random shit on the internet!!! i'm reading your shit because i want to know about you!!! who the hell are you!!!

#and THEN after i know who you are maybe i will want to hear your opinion about random shit on the internet #but i need a reason to care about you first #< in a writing context #it's the dubai chocolate labubu strawberry matcha-fication of writing #just shit for the sake of it

if i'm paying $4.99 or whatever to subscribe to your substack you better be saying some crazy shit. your competition is all those classics for free in the public domain. pony up bitch.

#essays about culture aside #i do actually think you should have to have a concept if you're going to charge people money for a product #only nosey bitches are paying to read your glorified diary girl #and they're not the right type of nosey

every man and his dog's public journal about the knicks and the allure of new york can be explained through fomo. oh you wanna be apart of the crowd outside the garden and live in the moment. yeah you and everyone else bro explore it further give us something

#i'm genuinely not trying to be a hater but i think this specific idea has been explored before #like if this is your blog when why is this more personal to you than the rest of the world as a cultural moment #yknow.

you will never EVER catch me on substack. at least when i did my stupid thinkpieces they were on my own website like a civilized person.

#substack #thoughts

living in alberta is like. i love it here. it’s so beautiful. i hate it here. a part of my soul will live here forever. it has hurt me beyond all belief. i love the true north. switch my tires. chip in my windscreen. it’s so beautiful. i hate it here.

#oh alberta #they could never make me form an opinion on you

would love to tell my fourteen year old self she’s blogging from the other side of the world in her boyfriend’s bed stoned asf eating popcorn. like life rlly is beautiful

#eating it from my blue jays world series popcorn bucket :D #cameraman is v sick and sleeptalking next to me #heard him introduce me to his uncle the other night. while asleep.

fashionmajor

it’s a red flag when a man doesn’t have a sister

#cameraman has TWO #his home is a matriarchy. that boy was trained.#i get to see him very soon i’m so excited

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