Why Did You Eat My Fries?

alice ace she/her >30

[beholdmyfavouritestuff]

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[gammadoppler]

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[sundermunder]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

[brightwanderer]

[luxiomahariel]

they should invent a taking care of your own body thats easy

[luxiomahariel]

and not one william dollars !

[learielle]

Stand by, shore party.

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[senatortedcruz]

Sorry you’re gonna have to drag me kicking and screaming off the thirty year old social reject woman website. These are my people

[trufflesmushroom]

patricia lockwood has officially completed 6 years of her full 1000 year sentence

[trufflesmushroom]

patricia lockwood has officially completed 7 years of her full 1000 year sentence

[distance-does-not-matter]

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

[beardedmrbean]

[were--ralph]

Mario party ass minigame

[demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo]

The wway she says "Gary fucked it all up" gives me life.

[pteren]

i didn't think to turn on the sound when i first reblogged😭

[threedollarsdotcom]

our shareholders hate all life on earth so company policy is total destruction

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[lizardsmp3]

i'm gonna keep it real with u guys i don't think we're ever becoming the new pdf like this

[staff]

we fucked up

[honestlydarkprincess]

to celebrate the ides of march this year tumblr decided to stab its users in the back