My Favorite Weirdo’s Favorite Weirdo

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[simaalsaig95]

Palestinian embroidery on wedding handkerchief. Front and back.

[thebuckleonyourbelt]

[expressions-of-nature]

Maruike Pond, Japan by Sakutaro

[swallowdogwood]

[urgetocreate]

[door]

David Hockney (b. 1937), Dog Painting 41, 1995

Oil on canvas, 21 ¾ x 13 in.

[kaneviktorovich]

Montréal Victoire iPhone Wallpapers

[dykescully]

dykes for trans rights quilt - sarah-joy ford

[shrockeyy]

idk. personally I just think it's wild that a woman most famous for being the first woman to play in an NHL game has chosen to support the career of a proud advocate against trans women in women's sports. like, the whole "biological advantage" nonsense argument is entirely dependent on the idea that cisgender men are inherently better at sports than cisgender women. is that not the very idea you set out to disprove, manon? didn't you successfully disprove it over and over, playing in boys leagues and being just as good, if not better than them? what the fuck are we doing here if not showing that your assigned sex at birth doesn't determine your ability to play hockey? what the fuck ever. this sucks.

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

Hockey world: “omg are we actually going to see the sweet side of Ilya that made Shane fall now that they are out ??”

Hollanov: “Erm! actually! Shane is the one that was repressing his true self!

(if you are good than maybe it makes up for the ‘bad thing’ you are doing)

and Surprise he is ALSO a cocky asshole when he’s no longer scared of the world!”

Shane: *chirping his ass off and flirting loudly with Ilya*

Ilya doesn’t change one bit after the reveal. Shane however releases his inner feral animal.

[raincitygirl76]

Remember in 1.05, when Rose Landry says to Shane, “You’re secretly one of the funniest people I know.” Note the “secretly”. Shane has spent his entire career so media-trained that he only ever displays his sarcastic, cunty side in private.

And where did all that media training get him? Run out of Montreal on a rail. From now on Shane will not be holding back any longer. His public image is bland. His actual personality is not. And he’s reached the point where he’s starting to care less about presenting the perfect media trained image. Since it did him no good at all when the chips were down.

I think the OP is right. The public will be seeing a much funnier, much more savage, and more truthful Shane from now on. I’m not saying he’ll forget all his media training. But he’s going to lighten up and let bits and pieces of his cunty, hilarious real personality show through from time to time.

Yuna will be worried at first . But in fact, behaving like a Real Boy (with a wicked sense of humour) somehow makes him more popular. Finally, a Shane Hollander who occasionally breaks free of his Most Boring Man in Hockey public persona and turns out to be hilarious.

Hockey Twitter will go insane.

[academicblorbo]

It's a combination of "I've had ENOUGH" & "I'm now with Ilya and everyone knows I'm gay so YOLO" & "being a Good Leader™ sometimes means being a loveable asshole who smooches his teammates - as advertised by Ilya" & "Ilya says my angry kitten face is adorable so get ready for Furious Puma" & Yuna being like "I know we talked about you being a role model but at this point everyone knows you are the DEI nightmare* of every conservative bigot but with 3+ Cups soooo who's the winner here"

So the first time Ilya makes a joke on social media about impregnating Shane - which you KNOW he will - it goes like this:

Ilya: I want to get you pregnant so bad it makes me look stupid

Shane: sorry can't do, Hayden has dibs

Ilya: WHO has WHAT now

[the-haiku-bot]

Ilya: I want to

get you pregnant so bad it

makes me look stupid

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[4me2knowandyou2wonder]

Holy shit. Haiku bot.

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[roycohn]

gay men brought back 70s mustaches, lesbians brought back 80s mullets, and now straight dudes are just walking around with both thinking they stumbled onto this styling choice by accident. say the line meryl (cerulean sweater monologue but specifically about how gay culture creates taste)

[untitledgoosegay]

-- The Faggots & Their Friends Between Revolutions

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[redlipstickresurrected]

Bebhinn Eilish (Irish, based Wicklow, Ireland) - Púca, 2024, Paintings: Watercolor, Ink

[shop5]

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

[hearteyesilya]

victoire fans: "abby please don't leave. we can't lose you."

abby: "look at this horse! 🤠"

[inkandguns]

[blade-liger-4ever]

"Homemade wine" you mean moonshine?

[edgar-allan-possum]

No, moonshine is distilled spirits, different from wine.

Anyway, objectively funny crimes

[beardedmrbean]

[cheshireinthemiddle]

"I'm not selling. I'm sharing. The cash is for vibes"

[rosieandthemoon]

Bowthorpe Oak, Lincolnshire