I'm not a criminal

(no offense to any people who are)

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[teaboot]

This is Peak Yuri media and I hope my beautiful feral daughters love each other forever

[nobrashfestivity]

Alexander Calder: Mobiles, Stabiles, Constellations, Galerie Louis Carré, Paris, 1946

[konoko]

[newtypezaku]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[teh-nos]

in my work of fanfiction i am going to hold the villain responsible for their actions by making them have sex with the person they tried to kill, which will effectively address all the relevant moral issues by being hot.

[nobrashfestivity]

Unknown, Mano Poderosa (The All-Powerful Hand), or Las Cinco Personas (The Five Persons), 19th century. Oil on metal . Brooklyn Museum, Museum Expedition, 1944

[cymk8]

something something dykes on bikes 🏍️🌈💨 (because it's not pride without some l e a t h e r)

[patreon]

[bitter69uk]

Kudos to Paper magazine for showcasing the effervescent white-hot drag queen of the moment Lushious Massacr in their current Pride-themed issue. (She’s featured alongside John Waters, which is only fitting as Massacr frequently resembles a “baby Divine”). For anyone unfamiliar with the wild, wild world of Lushious Massacr, she’s an Emmy-winning make-up artist, social media personality (her YouTube channel is addictive compulsory viewing), activist (or should that be dragtivisit?), Brownsville, Texas’ greatest ambassador, champion of the fat, the brown and the queer (particularly the trans community), enthusiastic connoisseur of rough trade (or as Lushious pronounces it “TUH-rade!”), force for good, ray of sunshine and gloriously defiant role model. Basically, she’s crossing borders, capturing hearts and opening minds, all while clutching her favourite battered pink Jessica Simpson handbag. Lushious Massacr, we ARE ready for the womanhood!

[dehalogenase]

Lushious Massacr venturing into the dark unknown depths to search for trade…

[icaseybaybee]

[trailcams]

source

[xphaiea]

Herbert Grass

[cpericardium]

I wanna read this so bad

[atomic-chronoscaph]

The Elephant Man (1980)

[nemfrog]

Cats romp in a cherry tree. Tit, Tiny, and Tittens. 1865.

Internet Archive

[pansylair]

scanned in some silver dollar and pipefish derived fishies from the sketchbook and added some colour, I figured these would make fun stickers with a holo effect if people were interested! 🐟