The Disco Kitchen

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[duel-of-the-dolls]

Gomez Addams by Madame Alexander

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[sniperct]

[belladonnabedlam]

Okay. I was on my beloved AO3 and I saw something that made me do a double take. So, now I really want to know…

What is your AO3 user ID?

I’m an OG user 5 digits or less

Six figures baby!

I’m in the millions…

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

I’m so curious to see how long people have been on AO3! I know some people have been on there since beta/invite only, but I would love to see what the number is on tumblr!

[seabeck]

Pretty lady

[seabeck]

She was such a good chicken

[ladyswillmart]

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog ... 2

[marxism-transgenderism]

Somebody save me from this barbaric, bidetless backwater of a country

[marxism-transgenderism]

Every photo or video you see of an american, god forbid any individual you see in real life, is almost certainly walking around with poop butt. They may have convinced themselves they dont because they rub their assholes red and rashed with tissue paper but, like trying to sweep up crumbs with a bad broom, there is always some left. They're luddites whove convinced themselves that the beauty of modern bidet technology is a scary, unknown thing thats meant to hurt them. Some even mythologize their poop butt as proof of their rugged character. God willing one day they may grow into a more advanced civilization

[hotvampireadjacent]

The average American male will write off bidets bc they’re “gay” and rather walk around with shit caked on their ass

[marxism-transgenderism]

It is with deep regret that I must inform you that not even the women are safe from this barbaric practice. They, like the men, also believe that using a bidet can harm them spiritually or even throw off the balance of their humors. Im afraid no one in this unenlightened land is free from the need for reeducation

[reanimateobjects]

[despazito]

[titsay]

[unteriors]

Smith Street, Weston, New South Wales.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Came across this art installation, Liza Lou's Kitchen, at the Whitney Museum of American Art, NYC. It's a kitchen made of tiny glass beads, that artist Liza Lou did, taking 5 yrs. to complete, from 1991 - 1996.

My favorite part is the sink.

Details of a recipe book.

All the details in tiny glass beads.

Love the pie in the oven.

Love this so much.

No wonder it took 5 yrs.

https://whitney.org/collection/works/34855?

[olderthannetfic]

Man, I'd forgotten all about this youtuber... because she posts like once every three months because her content is actually worthwhile.

[chloematis]

“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice

[straycatj]

Why do you reveal my naughty past… although it’s a good art…but…but…but…

[iravaid]

Visit Original Link

On conservation and survival

[modern-alebrije]

aww, they got married <3

[jiminfilter]

CATS IN CINEMA: Winston Churchill, Pet Sematary (1989)

“He’s not God’s cat. He’s my cat. Let God get his own if he wants one. Not mine.”

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HE IS A GOOD CAT

[krakoansam]

THE GOODEST!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Legit he really didn;t turn evil in this film, the worst thing he did was be grumpy and hiss loudly at humans, that’s just normal cat stuff

I choose to believe cats are immune to evil spirits

[furyofthehobbitking]

Cats are far to cool and louche to be possessed by spirits of immortal evil

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I sadly could not bury my cat Felicia in a cursed graveyard to bring her back as an Undead Beast but I believe that if I had she would not murder me

As long as I still gave her good quality wet food and shared my snacks with her

She was a Good Cat <3

[bestofmidi]

Visit Original Link

Get out (leave!) right now It’s the end of you and me It’s too late (now!) and I can’t wait for you to be gone ‘Cause I know about her (Who?) and I wonder (Why?) How I bought all the lies You said that you would treat me right But you was just a waste of time (Waste of time)

original midi at http://www.sortmusic.com/indices/ind_J/jojo/mid/JOJO_-_Leave_get_out.mid