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also in the seminal classic the parent trap the writers are so skilled. they execute this dumb plot hole of these two kids not even giving a shit that their parents LIED TO THEM THEIR WHOLE LIVES and i bet you never even noticed how naive and happy these dumb idiots were and how unrealistic it all is.

#the parent trap #lindsey lohan #parent trap #dumb idiot

can we just take a moment and think about how in the seminal classic the parent trap the prank that gets these two idiots sent to an ‘isolation cabin’ is the one that invovles a string web and chocolate sauce falling on someone and NOT the one in which ALL THE FURNITURE ENDS UP ON A FUCKING ROOF.

i mean come on

one of those is much harder to execute than the other

lets be real.

#the parent trap #lindsey lohan #parent trap #pranks #god damn

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Watch: Meghan Tonjes just put America’s weight and food double standard into perfect focus

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I love seeing my homies on my dash for being dope😭🙌🏿

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A Long Conversation - The Dark Artifices

This is the (super super adorable) extra short story that’s included in the hardback/paperback first editions of Lady Midnight! In case you got LM on ebook or audiobook and are missing out, here it is! (it catches up with the rest of the TMI characters up to the point where they arrive at the LA Institute.)

Clary looked around the Institute’s music room with a tired but gratified smile. It was a hot New York summer night, the windows were flung open, and Magnus had magicked up icicles that sparkled down from the ceiling and cooled the space. The room was filled with people Clary loved and cared about, and in her personal opinion it looked pretty good, considering she’d had to race to find somewhere in the Institute they could hold a party on about twenty-four hours’ notice.

There was really no reason not to smile.

Two days previously, Simon had showed up at the Institute, breathless and wild-eyed. Jace and Clary had been in the training room, checking in on the new Institute tutor, Beatriz Mendoza, and some of the Conclave students.

“Simon!” Clay had exclaimed. “I didn’t know you were in town.”

Simon was a graduate of Shadowhunter Academy, Clary’s parabatai, and a Recruiter, a job created by the Consul to help replenish the diminished ranks of Shadowhunters. When likely candidates for Ascension were found, Simon would talk to them about what it meant to become a Shadowhunter after a mundane life. It was a job that often took him away from New York, which was its downside; in the plus column, Simon seemed to truly enjoy helping scared mundanes with the Sight feel like they weren’t truly alone.

Not that Simon looked like a dependable voice of reassurance at the moment. He looked like a tornado had hit him.

“I just proposed to Isabelle,” he announced.

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Look at where you are, look at where you started… We know we don’t deserve you, @linmanuel Just make us proud, that would be enough

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Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

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“Remember, the Force will be with you. Always.”

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B R O

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RIP Alan Rickman (1946-2016)

“Acting touches nerves you have absolutely no control over”

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um hello yes i have a conspiracy theory, it’s called the systematic oppression of people of color and women leading to an underrepresentation of both groups in the media and in leadership roles, idk maybe that’s why all the 20 acting noms are white and all the director noms are men

Lucas and Peyton's "Adult" Relationship.

The Adult relationship of P. Sawyer and Lucas Scott. (Seasons 5-6)

(heavily summarized and paraphrased to save time and or effort.)

Lucas: Peyton, will you marry me?

Peyton: Lucas, here's the thing. Even though I've loved you since our junior year of high school, survived a school shooting together, been in like a bazillion car wrecks, witnessed your best friend, and my ex boyfriend who is also your brother get married in their Junior year or high school, and have a baby the day they graduated I just don't think we're ready for that yet.

(three years pass)

Peyton: Lucas, we're all back here in Tree Hill North Carolina, what a crazy random happen stance. And while we're on the subject I am still deeply in love with you. Take me back?

Lucas: Ooooooooooooo, well this is awkward but I am actually in love with my book editor. She is extremely attractive, and even though I loved you since I was like eight, and wrote a book about you I just don't like you anymore.

…

Lucas: Hey Peyton, Lindsey and I just got engaged. How great is that? Well, here's a invite to our wedding. I hope you have fun watching me marry another women.

(day of the wedding)

Lucas: Lindsey, I do.

Lindsey: You know what? i think I change my mind.

…

Peyton: Lucas! I am so sorry about you and Lindsey, but I still love you, so?

Lucas: Wow P. Sawyer, that's nice but she's gonna come back! Just you wait.

***repeats conversation with the following people: every resident in Tree Hill***

(Some time elapses:)

Lucas: She's not coming back, she is seeing someone else!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

…

Peyton: Luke, I just found you passed out at Tric, brought you home and put you to bed like a good friend. Oh Lucas, I love you so much and I never wanted to ruin your relationship.

Lucas: Peyton, I hate you. You ruined my life.

…

Haley: Luke, did you tell Payton AKA the sweetest girl on the face of the earth that you hate her even though she never did anything wrong?

Lucas: Yeah, but I don't really think she minds…

…

*** walks to river courts and see's the lyrics of a Cure love song painstakingly written out on a basketball court by the women he insulted***

Lucas: this is so nice, but I really miss Lindsey.

…

Lucas: Peyton I am sorry I told you I hate you, but I really miss Lindsey. Sorry but I still can't be with you.

Peyton: I understand.

(the next morning)

Lucas: Lolz, P. Sawyer. I am at the airport. Come with me to Vegas. Let's get married. Fuck the System.

Peyton: OHMYGOD YES.

…

Peyton and Lucas: EWWW this chapel is so tacky.

…

***drives to LA to the hotel they already almost got engaged in***

Lucas: Peyton, will you marry me even though I insulted you a whole bunch and ignored you up until like last night?

Peyton: I WILL I WILL.

(A couple months pass)

Peyton: Lucas, something happened.

Lucas: What is it?

Peyton: I'm pregnant! I'm having your f***ing baby Lucas Scott!

Lucas: I am so excited for this baby!

…

***Peyton Collapses***

Lucas: That thing is going to kill you, obviously we get rid of it.

Peyton: Hell No, I am having this baby who cares if I die?

Lucas: Peyton I just don't even know who I would be without you. If you die my life is like OVER.

Peyton: I know, it's ok.

…

Lucas and Peyton: Shotgun Wedding?

Haley, Brooke, Nate, jaimie, and Skillz: WOOOOOOOO SHOT GUN wEDDING!!!

…

Lucas: Yay we're married! Look, I fixed your Comet again after another one of Tree Hills weirdly common car accidents that we always seem to be apart of. God forbid they take away our licenses…

(see's that Peyton has collapsed)

Lucas: HOLY SHIT PAYTON. YOU ARE HEMORRHAGING.

…

Lucas: P, our daughter was born and she is great but since you slipped into a coma I feel so alone. She doesn't even have a name.

Peyton: her name is Sawyer, ok? Sawyer.

Lucas: Oh cool, you're awake.

(Some months later:)

Lucas: Hey Peyton, i know we have a very happy life here in the one and only Tree Hill, North Carolina but I think we should leave. Let's spontaneously leave to see the world and not come back. Not even say if, Brooke has a near death experience, Nate and Haley have another kid, Brooke and Julian get married and give birth to twins, or if Haley's sister and her boyfriend get shot. How does that sound?"

Peyton: Sure man, lets do it.

......

I wrote this in high school (2013) and now I am bringing it back.