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The scariest shit I see always comes from people who are quite confident that, being very loving, they could not be doing anything abusive.
THIS. THIS A THOUSAND TIMES. YOU CAN LOVE SOMEONE AND STILL ABUSE THEM. PEOPLE WHO ABUSE THEIR LOVED ONES DON'T AUTOMATICALLY STOP LOVING THEM. THEY HURT PEOPLE THEY LOVE. SOMETIMES IT'S BECAUSE THEY LOVE PEOPLE BUT THEIR MEAN OR SELFISH OR WHATEVER. SOMETIMES IT'S BECAUSE THEY LOVE PEOPLE BUT IT'S A TOXIC LOVE WHERE THEY OBJECTIFY OR ACT OVERLY POSSESSIVE OVER SOMEONE ELSE. THAT ALSO APPLIES TO PARENTS AND PEOPLE WHO AREN'T JUST ROMANTIC INTERESTS BTW. YOU CAN LOVE SOMEONE AND STILL ABUSE AND HURT THEM.
my cat is not very food motivated but he IS very attention motivated and he has, unfortunately, learned that the easiest way for pápá to give him attention is by threatening to step on pápá's fresh hysterectomy incisions. I will be laying on the couch and he will come up to me and just set his paw directly on one of the scars because he KNOWS I will focus on him to prevent him from putting any weight there
BABY NO
Little star
how are you people alive.
theres an old cold war joke that goes like this: a KGB agent and a CIA agent meet up for drinks off the clock, and after a few drinks they start to talk shop. the CIA agent extols the strength of the Party's propaganda, "All your citizens believe the propaganda! it's incredible! So little dissent." and the KGB responds, "No my friend no, we are good at what we do, but you are the true masters of the art. No one at all questions your propaganda!" to which the CIA agent says, confused, "What do you mean? We don't have propaganda?"
idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either
So you think it should be legal for kids to murder their entire family
Sure why not
my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks
Specimen
Yes, I know we’ve got the Ides of March coming on March 15, but you know what other important day we’re remembering this week??
March 14.
THE DAY THAT KRABS FRIES
Why is Tumblr suggesting me Supernatural
let me explain: you are on tumblr
Coming back to this blog after over a year to find out this post is getting many notes. we... should have seen this coming
A polyamorous thruple are taking a hike through the forest when they find a weird rock and lift it. From under the rock a pixie comes out.
"Thank you for freeing me. I am a pixie of love, and as thanks I'll give a gift of gold to each of you. But the gift will only go to the one you love most."
The first member of the thruple says "but I love both my partners equally."
"Then I cannot give you the gift." the pixie replies.
"I'm okay with that. My love is more important."
The second member also says "I also love both my partners equally"
"Then I cannot give you the gift either."
"I'm okay with that. My love is more important."
Finally the third member says "I love this one the most." much to shock of both partners.
"Then they shall receive my gift." the pixie says, grants the gift of gold and then vanishes.
After the pixie left, the first member says "I can't believe you don't love us equally!" and the second member concurs.
Then the third member sighs and then says "I love you both equally and very much so, but fucking hell are you stupid."
WOOF WOOF BIG DOG MARTYN IS HERE !!🐾
you cant call yourself a “big dog” and not expect to be drawn as a literal big dog
Bonus muzzled version
Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩
I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄
Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;
" Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax."
The Duke would, at best, be the fourth
The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that
And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited
Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!
If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.
This could not possibly backfire!
In fact, I'll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.
Dungeon
Welcome to the club
surely the duke can’t catch all of us????
Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍
Dungeon.
Wow. I don't respect anyone in this thread.
feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester
Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance
That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance
I was inspired
ok! ♥️
animated some cat reaction gifs