Hey, Ass-Butt!

Hey, I'm Alisa and I love Supernatural and good music! Carry on my wayward son.

[cyberbees-deactivated20191123]

I’M CLEAN

[cyberbees-deactivated20191123]

i took

a shower

[clovvenhoof]

i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour

[samandriel]

[internetastronaut]

finally something to match my soul

[hektikk]

If you haven’t seen this, it’s actually so black that if they made clothing out of it, it would just appear as though there was a photoshopped hole where your clothing is.

[cosmic-aria]

finally i can become the void

[neurodivergent-crow]

i’d wear it every day

[a-daks]

It looks like a puddle in that photo but it’s really all crinkled like the rest of the foil and the vantablack coats it. It just reflects almost no light.

[ladysomnambule]

It’s like a texture glitch

[srsfunny]

Soft rocks…

[squarlo]

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

[once-upon-un-fuck-deactivated20]

What the fuck is wrong with you…

[omgidrc]

im getting you professional help

[tastefullyoffensive]

[killathegawd-deactivated2016091]

Imma slip in fall in that bih cuz I KNOW they got money…

[hopefortheday]

Naivety - A Day To Remember

[unspokenxwords]

austin

[alnxcix]

[guceubcuesu]

Should’ve stuck to the status quo 

[snakedead]

[brennanes-deactivated20150712]

I couldn’t breathe.

[realitytvgifs]

[genshimada]

MTV’s best “Walking Dead” moments from SDCC 2015

[piercedshut]

my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t  really drank that much before and when i was done since we all were so drunk they put me on their shoulders like a king and started chanting my name now everyone still to this day thinks im fucking hard ass bitch and everyone was shocked that i could take so much but its all a lie because i replaced it with water and that is my biggest secret.

[unfselenita]

 JIB6 2013 –> 2015 Jensen dancing

[mikeyyesway-deactivated20150830]

this happened at my fob show tonight

Pete: This next song is called My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark.

Patrick: No it’s not

*Centuries starts playing*

[questioningthenormal-deactivate]

you dangerous, dangerous people

[rebelholmes]

That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.

[thatthinginyourshoe-deactivated]

that movie was the dumbest propaganda bullshit I’ve ever seen. WITHOUT GOVERNMENT YOU’D ALL BE MINDLESS MURDERS AND KILL MINORITIES FOR FUN HAHAHA U NEED OUR POLICE FORCE TO DO THAT FOR YOU

[mid-twirl]

has no one questioned “drink raw milk”

[summmertimeisallthetimebaby-dea]

That last one

[breakfastburritoe]

What if there was a boyband and they were all 5'1 but everyone just assumed they were tall because next to each other they looked normal height

[possiblyatrout]

Fall out boy