despotic boy-king

i am punished by love

[beings]

darling (+more) . twenty-five . white . he/it ⚣ . strawpage

header credits 1 + 2 // icon by @luckys (my awsom partner system)

[deathcap420]

Ohhh wait...I'm cute!!! :OOOO!!!! *aims my pistol at your head*

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[swadloom]

STOP saying the otherworldly powers are corrupting my mind godddddd. You literally wish you were us. I mean us. I mean me.

[penguintim]

"Heterostraightphobia doesn't exist"

Me, an innocent heterostraight: Good macklemorning to you

Tumbler SWJs:

[scooterplastic]

Gets so mad my pronouns change

[official-gaara]

In memory of the fallen

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

there’s tens of thousands of people on here who do not know who “Jin Kazama” is, the main character of the tekken franchise, but will happily talk to you about Prototype Jack, who is perhaps the most unpopular and reviled character in the series

[gillybeanns]

fun fun gays

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[berrytart]

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

[hollowboobtheory]

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

[hollowboobtheory]

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

[chilewithcarnage]

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things