Twilight

When are we gonna get the midnight sun we deserve? Hi I'm Maddie! Currently 20 (forever 17). Ships:open Shitty vamp power: open Vamp power: open Active.

[quillayute]

rosalie and emmett as headlines

I present to you part 1 of the cullens as headlines

[bella-edward-cullen]

Jacob: I know how this ends... and I’m not sticking around to watch

Jacob: sticks around to watch

[bella-edward-cullen]

*Edward saves Bella*

Edward: I’m so sorry I’ve endangered all of us like this. I will leave

Everyone: You can’t leave dammit Edward

Rose: Lets just kill her

Jasper: Agreed

Carlisle: What part of “good vampire” don’t you guys understand?My god.

[shittytwilightaus]

Bella, confident: i know what you are

Edward: say it out loud

Bella, suddenly unsure: you first

[bella-edward-cullen]

HOW FUNNY WOULD IT HAVE BEEN

If when Emmett goes, “you’re not motivating her!” And Edward goes, “you wanna try?” Then Emmett steps in and Bella is actually able to to do then omfg Emmett would never let that go

[bella-edward-cullen]

Let’s be honest, Seth and Renesmee makes much more sense than Jacob and Renesmee

[bella-edward-cullen]

I think one of the most iconic things of all time is Kristin Steward being in one of the most iconic love triangles of our lifetime, but is still, very, very gay.

[bella-edward-cullen]

In the books bella says i might have killed someone you don't know

What if bella actually did kill someone or multiple people in Phoenix and used coming to forks as an alibi to get away with it

Okay first off I love this.

This would also explain why she doesn’t fear or hate any of the cullens when literally all of them minus Carlisle have killed at some point. She sees it more as survival.

Knowing Bella, I wanna say it was self defense but happened in a way to make her look guilt and chief swan decided she looked too guilty and to come forks.

And when goodie two shoes eddie finds out hundreds of years later he makes a joke like “I guess Emmett and jasper lost their bet. You never killed anyone” and she goes “Maybe not while I was immortal...”

[jasperwhitcock]

i wish bella would call

i wish bella WOULDN’T CALL

maybe i should call bella

maybe i should call bella and hang up

[bella-edward-cullen]

Honestly???? SM could rewrite every twilight book from literally EVERY characters perspective and I would 100% read every single one!!!

[bella-edward-cullen]

I love when Bella looks at her completely flat stomach and goes “whoa I’m pregnant”

[bisexualemmettcullen]

jessica: "No one at this school is good enough for him. Seriously, like, dont waste your time"

Bella "wAsN't PlAnNiNg On It" bites lip seductively in edwards direction

[imdownwiththekids-deactivated20]

Emmett: Oh, so when you meant baby proofing the house...

Rosalie, staring at the moat: I meant making it safe for babies, not keeping babies from getting in.

[jasperwhitcock]

do you think carlisle has one of those "who saved who?" bumper stickers that ppl with rescue dogs use, but like with a picture of edward or something

absolutely. the cullens refuse to blend in

[bellas-awkwardness]

I wish Emmett had a cooler vampire power. Like all the vampires are strong? Edward for example gets to read minds and be faster then other vampire. Also I know that newborns are strong, but it is Emmett’s vampire power and he still is weaker than newborn Bella. With that said I would like his vampire power to be cool, but a bit dumb and really fun. Ability to communicate with chickens? Ability to create, shape, and manipulate cheese??

[thatradianthippie]

bella 😝 where the hell 🤔🤨 have you been 🧐🥰😍 loca ‼️‼️

[snidely-whipstache]

Okay but Bella should have still been clumsy as a vampire just with better reaction time. Like she still trips all the time she just has time to be mad about it and recover before she hits the ground and cracks Esme's hardwood floors like she's a nokia phone.