“the only rule i’m not really feelin’ that we’re all expected to follow or whatever, is the one about not showing too much skin. i think, actually, that’s super insensitive. what if i were a closet nudist? maybe i feel the primal need to walk around in my birthday suit. maybe that’s the only way i feel comfortable eating my soup and stirring my tea.”
“preach, mama! i’ve really considered being a nudist many times, but i like flowy maxi-dresses way too much. and i wouldn’t want people i hate to see me naked because they don’t deserve to. but as far as being free, that would be the best way.”













