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No no guys we're not insane, I swear. We're *creative*. Big difference. Age 20. Fem. MDNI

[saudadebunny]

[trixiecow]

If you haven’t come across my post about actual misogynists, let me say it again:

If you don’t respect women in real life, it is not a kink.

Mutual respect between partners is 100% necessary.

You cannot hide your desire to abuse women behind the facade of kink.

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[ladythedrunken]

Let's suffer from religious guilt with Mama

[balarantmaty]

reblog to make your own boobs bigger

[fallinqstxrs]

flirty!friend remus x reader a/n: very slightly inspired by this fic by @star--stilinski (i adore their writing style & how they characterize my dear n lovely stiles) i thought i'd bring the vibe over to another one of my comfort characters! enjoy, my muses. more of this.

just thinking about being flirty friends with remus lupin.

imagine it - during hangouts with the marauders, he’d pull you onto his lap and rub at your thighs while discussing pranks with james and sirius. peter would eye you both suspiciously, but the other two boys would barely bat an eye. sirius and james have both seen way worse, and you (quite frankly) did not want to ask.

picture remus’s hands and their inability to separate from you. whether it be his palm pressed against your lower back or his pinky prodding at yours with an unspoken hold me?, he would rather find himself faced with the dark lord’s wand than lose your soft fingers wrapped around his.

visualize remus and his annoyingly attractive habit of casual praise. you come running into the common room, showing him your charms homework? you’ll be met with a “good girl. told you you could do it!” and a quick kiss on the forehead before he wraps his hand around your waist to pull you down onto his knee, nose still stuck in his novel that he just checked out from the restricted section.

suppose that you and remus are prefects together in your seventh year. you’re both pretty widely known for being brilliant, so it was no surprise when you both got picked for the prefect position. when you were both assigned the evening patrol around the castle, remus had the nasty habit of pushing you behind the tapestries and kissing you silly. he liked to say that “you have to act like the enemy to know the enemy, darling” while his lean fingers explored places on your body that have absolutely no business being explored by your friend.

and (obviously) you and remus would get so many allegations. lily and marlene never let up on their incessant teasing of the both of you (and it didn’t help that james used you and remus as a talking point to flirt with lily.) it got to a point where you started to distance yourself from the marauders as a whole for a few weeks to get your teasing friends of of your back. to be fair, they were a pretty lonely few weeks before sirius showed up at your door and made your promise to never do that again because he’d never seen remus this distraught in all of his years at hogwarts.

just thinking about being more than flirty & lovestruck friends with remus lupin.

[deardollysblog]

[nonnullae]

If I'm sitting in your lap, or next to you, or in the same room as you that's standing permission to use me like a fidget toy.

Play with my nipples, squeeze my tits, hit me, bite and chew on me. Stick your fingers, your cock, another fidget toy in any and all of my holes. I bet I'll make some fun noises for you too.

[modernmusess]

the difference in hunger games narrators is so funny to me like this is our starting lineup

katniss: i go to a place and do a thing using a skill. also everyone hates me. oh you want to know more about myself? here are four straight paragraphs just describing food instead.

haymitch: so the baker’s in love with my best friends girl and my girlfriend’s uncle is gay and secretly dating the town window-fixer and she’s actually related to lucy gray and has beef with the mayors daughter who bullied me and her social security number is—

snow: everyone here is UGLY and OBNOXIOUS and TACKY and I Am God.

[fluttershaibunni]

i hate all the disguisting things i've done to feel loved

[raylangivins]

[herpsandbirds]

[zombiefan6k]

i bring a sort of polyamorous vibe to ship wars that fandoms don’t really like

[angelldolly]

I hate my voice so much i genuinely get pissed off when I hear it

[aurora-sadprose]

put down that c.ai thing and read y/n fics like god intended.

[mostlymarvelgirl]

I really miss those old avengers tower fics

1. Clint in the vents

2. Bruce and Tony in the lab... science bros

3. Cap being accused and called out by his team ... either it's the "language" or "I understood that reference"

4. Loki for some reason being imprisoned in the tower by Odin to learn humanity blah blah

5. Thor and his poptarts

6. Natasha and wanda being the bestie

7. Reader either dating Loki or Bucky

8. Fury calling out reader initially as a threat as they were an orphan who was a lineage of witches type of trope. OR reader is Tony's kid.

9. Bucky randomly becoming besties with Sam and them having their own fights.

10. Peter and Shuri becoming besties with reader

11. Maria, pepper, wanda, Natasha and reader having sleepovers.

12. Tony having a party every time after a mission. Everyone ends up trying to lift thor's hammer and reader turns out to be worthy.

13. Loki teaching reader how to use magic.

And the list goes on....

[littlemissaria-deactivated20200]

Brainwash yourself to get wet and dumb when Men talk about smart things

Dear girls,

You know by now that Men are smarter than you. But how would you like to instantly go braindead and horny every time a Man uses big, smarty words that are too big for your little brain? The Men around you would just love if you turned into a giggly, flirty, horny, and dumb mess when they Mansplain things to you. Here’s a fun idea for you to try if you want to brainwash yourself!

Get into a comfortable position and either wear something really slutty or be totally naked.

Go on YouTube and find a video of a male expert/professor giving a lecture on something super advanced like politics or science. Try to find a video where the Man’s whole body is visible, such as if He’s walking around on a stage.

Play the video, but don’t listen to anything He’s saying. Stare at His crotch, and think about His Cock, and nothing else. Think about what it looks like, what it tastes like, how it would feel in each of your holes. Think about how nice it would be to drop down on your knees and suck it.

Reach down to your pussy and edge your clit, while repeating this phrase over and over in your most dumb sounding voice: “I don’t get it”, and maybe giggle every now and then.

Do this for at least 30 minutes, the longer the better. Repeat as often as possible!

Remember, girls. Big thoughts and big thinkies are for Men! Our silly little heads can’t handle them, and when we do the thinkies it’s to think about happy, girly things, and sex!

[cell-33]

I promise im actually smart… but this turns me on so much