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Willowee • 22• Brazilian • any pronouns • idk

[wetchickenbreast]

the world is so beautiful you can eat rice here

[charlesoberonn]

[spyderqueen]

#this is how vampire siring works

[miamignonette]

let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

[thememedaddy]

[crossroadsbishounen]

please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris

[bornt-urnge]

[draconym]

My dreams haven't really been subtle lately.

[foone]

I've seen several cases where people are like "what happens if we meet aliens, and then they see Independence Day or War of the Worlds?"

But nobody seems to think about what happens when the aliens see Star Trek.

The aliens are gonna see these shows made by a bunch of humans but they put putty on some of the humans to make them look like what we think aliens might look like, and we told stories about how those aliens would be our friends and we'd explore the universe with them and find more aliens and try to be friends with them too!

Yeah sometimes they'd be mean and we'd fight but we'd always try to avoid it and even if we fought we'd try to be friends later.

We basically created 900 episodes of a child's drawing of a stick figure of a human and a stick figure of a grey alien holding hands and "best friends" written in crayon.

[freegameplanet]

Ancient Greek Punishment: UI Edition is an odd little experience that allows you to reenact the punishments bestowed by ancient Greek gods in UI form!

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[everythingfox]

Full of helium

[technofinch]

we're all so lucky that a cat can be orange. that's such an incredible color for a cat to be

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[catchymemes]

[calm-before-the]

everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic

[superiortrash]

[swampgrl01-deactivated20240730]

tumblr night shift is crazy everyones ready to die or ready to fuck

[wishyroses]

Back in my day we called it nightblogging and we blamed the Australians

[mousegirlheart]

[mousegirlheart]

[lonely-boiii]

that's only one mice?

[mousegirlheart]

[valtsv]

i wasn't "struck" by lightning okay she touched me as gently as a lover. my heart stopped because i was so overcome with adoration. god. you really dont know anything.

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets