Anybody else notice his little peen
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Anybody else notice his little peen
checking in -- how ya doing mootie?!
Omg mootie ur so kind
And also a mind reader lmao
Im currently moving houses, so busy- and I have to go to the doctor to up my meds since I'm depressed again :/
But otherwise Im alive and have good things comin 👅👅
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Hmm.. I don't think that's the right way
Dear Hellsing fandom,
If I have any fans- don't worry, I haven't stopped posting because the void has consumed me. I just have depression
Is it really cannibalism if they aren't even human?
Integra when Alucard goes on a rampage: damn..that's crazy.
Integra when seras goes on a rampage: N-NO! POOKIE, THIS ISN'T YOU..!
Do you like my new app
Had a monster fucker thought!!!!
Imagine Alucard doesn’t believe you truly love him so he decides to challenge you
“If you really love me, prove it.”
He pulls down his pants and you find he’s got a crazy eldritch dick. He expects you to freak out and run, but instead you slurp on that thing
Alucard: “See, I told you. A monster doesn’t-“
You cut him off by slurping that thing up
Alucard: “See, I told you. A monster doesn’t-“ Me (and You!) :
He makes it squirm in your throat thinking it’ll scare you off but you just suck harder
AO3 FIC. NOW!!
ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
ⓘ reblog to fuckign BITE your mutuals
Proud to say I've healed enough that my mom has gifted me two pocket knifes and is trusting me around razors again ୧(^ 〰 ^)୨
it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,
If this isn't Yuri I'm killing myself.
My step-mom (like the badass she is) pulled over on the side of the road to cut up and throw a anti abortion sign in the Garbage ❤️🩹
I JUST BOUGHT TOMODACHI LIFE 👅👅
I'm gonna marry Alucard.
YESSS
I've reached nirvana
I JUST BOUGHT TOMODACHI LIFE 👅👅
I'm gonna marry Alucard.
YESSS
I JUST BOUGHT TOMODACHI LIFE 👅👅
I'm gonna marry Alucard.
YESSS
This image is lowk how I feel whenever I mention the deranged freak men I wanna breed out loud.
After spending nearly two hours on Alucards hair in tamagotchi life, I finally understand how the Hellsing team drew Alucards hair in scenes.
Draw lines and hope for the best.