Silly Goose Girl

small fairy living in a cave and collecting cool shit I find

[delatoid]

[shilohsylvanian]

[clipitcutout]

Sylvanian family/calico critters png

[were--ralph]

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

[twentyyearstoolate]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[jame7t]

Hey is it cool if I get so close to you that my immune system starts attacking yours

[cryptotheism]

Get out of my blood

[jame7t]

say “thank you mommy”

[cryptotheism]

[jame7t]

Go to fucking terror world I hate you . Mommy hates you now

[cryptotheism]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TERROR WORLD IS FOREVER AAAAAA

[apas-95]

Yaoi Has Been Proven Scientifically

[bill-nye-official-blog]

fucking. fujoshi ass fish

[zegalba]

Christoffer Wilhelm Eckersberg: a woman does her hair in the mirror (1833)

[fallout-lou-begas]

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If I were a Yugioh villain

Me, dressed in crypt keeper robes with pitch black eye shadow: it's over Yugi... By sacrificing my Rotting Soldier Of The Grave, I can summon the most powerful card in my deck...

Yami Yugi: *grunts like he's in pain* no!

Joey: Dis is getting hairy!

Teà: You can do it Yugi!

Mai: face it... He's toast against that undead deck. This Dead Duelist has Yugi cornered.

Me: that's right, Yugi! This duel is over... I summon Shalghoul, Ferryman of the Damned!

Shalghoul appears on the field. He looks like shit and has 1600 ATK/1200 DEF and no special effect

Cut to commercial

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#ace attorney

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Guys can we PLEASE make this go viral, I think this bit has some GREAT fundamentals

[pancake-furby]

lmao???

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Computer i need you to create a simulation of a snowy winter landscape with sparse trees and circling crows and a big billboard that says REPENT and the far off sound of the trucks going by and im smoking weed on the back of the billboard from a rick and morty bong. Computer devote 100% of processing power to my request. Computer disable security protocols. Computer devote 110% processing power. Belay bridge override. Good. Now make the snow less cold my hands are soooooo chilly

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Acolyte Spoilers:

Look obviously she doesn't deserve all (or even much) of the blame, but if i were in that situation I'd say "I need to turn into an evil black mist now. Don't stab me when I'm turning into a black mist. It's not sinister."

[marshmellowed]

every time.

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The Acolyte manages to be a TRUE High Republic show by having wildly inconsistent quality and a bad ending

[heathcliffbot]

06/22/2024