somebody: i changed urls–
me, who hasn’t been able to recognize anyone on my dash for years:
$LAYYYTER
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somebody: i changed urls–
me, who hasn’t been able to recognize anyone on my dash for years:
Are you a “can’t write dialogue” writer or a “can’t describe anything” writer
I can’t do a fucking thing my guy
2017: ?????????????????????
2018: ??????????
Less question marks, I see we’re slowly getting there. That’s progress.
Excuse my ignorance but where is this? It looks magical.
Positano, Italy
I’ve been to this beach!
This shit is still funny
Lmao what the hell!
Lmfao fuck that’s me
Why was he in jail?
@illmaticraj right now
Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging
Facts
Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line
Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo
the best pranks are the super harmless ones
like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in every picture in their house?
Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours
Confuse, don’t abuse ;)
MY NEW MOTTO
The best prank I ever pulled was to a college roommate. April 1st was approaching, and I told my roommate that I was going to prank him. He responded that he had classes that morning and afternoon and a gaming group that night and that we wouldn’t even see each other that day. I responded that his room wasn’t going anywhere. He said he would just lock his room and there was nothing I could do about it.
What he didn’t know is that I had a key to his room.
So, on the evening of April 1, I unlocked his door, left it barely ajar, and did absolutely nothing else.
When my roommate got back that night, I heard him go to his door, say “oh no” in a horrified way, and carefully enter his room.
He then spent a good hour searching his room (fruitlessly, obvs) for pranks.
I’ll never do better than that.
guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day
nsfw post 18+ only
im 16 so i cant even see this post let alone make it so this will have to wait two years
im 17 now only one year left til i make this post guys
i’m 18!
titty
A miracle will happen!🌕🐇
when something bad happens to someone you dont like and you have to pretend you’re sad but on the inside you’re like
sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal
a soulmate is a person that won’t complain about any of my music when i put my ipod on shuffle
i complain about my own music when its on shuffle what are you talking about
Dang it looks like the black lady is exorcizing a demon. #Love it!
Fun Fact: she’s 27
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.