Hmmm, romantic, but not quite romantic enough. I think you need a XXL pizza or a few more burgers to really push into the "Valentine's Day" category. Get to work, fatboy
Well I guess brunch for two for dinner is on brand for Valentine’s Day right? I didn’t manage to finish to the pancakes though, but now I have a snack for later 🤤
I wish I knew what people thought when they see this giant ball attached to my torso while I’m waddling back to my car 🥵 Like you can clearly see my round belly shape through my shirt now. There’s no denying I got a big fucking tank gut now 😮💨




















