it takes two to create a universe

[beloved-world]

family howling in 5 minutes

[beloved-world]

putting vita's hair up in a ponytail like that really gives this a "side characters from a direct to dvd disney sequel who had kids that look just like them" vibe but it's fine.

[beloved-world]

thinking about putting da babies on art fight too so i drew them

[podcastwizard]

i don’t know how many people on tumblr know about “verticals” - they’re cheaply made soap operas that are filmed vertically so you can watch them on your phone. they’re infamous in the acting world because of the poor writing and nonsensical plots - almost always has something to do with a mafia boss or a vampire or a werewolf - and they always have insane titles like “pregnant with the ceo’s baby” or “forced to marry the alpha king.” i come across tons of them on casting websites and they all have wild titles and descriptions but none of them, None of Them, have truly grabbed me like the title i saw today:

Dr. Fangs: He Prescribes Bites

[nixscriptum]

[behold-a-knave]

They want me for my solemn yet tender acts of service and aura of barely-leashed violent intent

[bepreparedforachange]

Youre asking me an awful lot of questions about my very self-explanatory "I DESERVED IT" shirt

[miiilowo]

i wish someone would pet and love me unconditionally like a dog (remembers people follow me and see my posts) ive actually never cared about or wanted anything

[bullenterprise]

healthy progression of a relationship would necessarily bring an end to yearning? categorically false. a true yearner can yearn even in the most fulfilled scenarios. a true yearner can be nuts deep, inventing more esoteric levels of desired intimacy on the fly.

[godkissedme]

if you think i’m clingy now you should’ve seen me in past lives when i was a moss on your grave

[segamascott]

[cybermanes-deactivated20251227]

Socially anxious guy at the strip club: dude I think the stripper hates me

[weltenwellen]

Anne Sexton, from “Letters To Dr. Y.”, The Complete Poems

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[fatplushie]

A relationship where they’re like a big dog and i’m like their favorite plush toy they carry everywhere

[dogposts]

I couldn't figure out how my bed kept getting unmade while I was making coffee until I put up a camera. (via)

[beedallo]

meat engine