How do they drive cars - The Brothers
Lucifer
He pays great attention to traffic rules, and is definetly a car man rather than a motorcycle man. His driving playlist either includes his cursed records or rock music. He is the type to be completely calm until one of those motherfuckers on motorcycles that drive past his car at 900 m/ph. Then he lets out a string of very colourful curses, unless Diavolo, Barbatos or MC is in the car with him. If one of them is present, then he'll settle with yelling after them. He doesn't get into fights in traffic, but if he does he is the winning side. He WILL get angry if you don't put your seatbelt on.
He has one of those car scents dangling from the mirror of his car. It's lavender scented. Also, rubbing alcohol and other disinfectants are never missing from his car. He keeps his driver's license and veichle license inside the car. 10/10 for safety and 4/10 for fun. A car dad.
Mammon
Im imagining mammon to be the type to drive his car in a very dangerous manner while listening to rap songs with remixes that you can only hear in a shitty balkan night club. And its such a fun activity each time. Just imagining him putting his feet on that gas pedal and speeding down a highway, occasionally whistling at passerby demons thinking he is hot shit. He can't do any of that with Lucifer present though- as Lucifer hates technopop (and probably trashy remixes of songs) and will scream at him to either slow down or drive carefully from the front passenger seat.
Never leaves a signal when he is changing a traffic lane. He also doesn't allow anyone to snoop through his car but the first thing he does when he gets into someone else's is to be nosy there, inspecting every nook an cranny. Overall, it's a miracle he hasn't crashed his car yet. 2/10 for safety, 15/10 for fun.
Leviathan
I don't feel like he has a driver's license tbh. Even if he does he probably got it after failing the exam 4 times. Overall he is pretty avarage, paying close attention to his surroundings and not engaging in any risque behaviour. BUT he will make everyone in the car listen to his anime openings and endings. Maybe if you negotiate with him successfully, he'd switch to casual anime or game OST instead. Honestly, the OSTs he downloaded are actually pretty good. He's got a track of everything.
Oh, and since he is the Grand Admiral of Hell's Navy, he knows morse code. He has cursed at people by blinking his car's back lights multiple times, if he got annoyed enough to do so. He is the type to run away from conflict during traffic and, even though he complains a lot, so long as he doesn't have anywhere urgent to be in (like a store with limited edition figurines) he is quite patient and doesnt really mind being stuck in traffic. He gets to listen to songs and also postpone social interactions. 8.5/10 for safety and 5.2/10 for fun.
Satan
If HOL were to have a rule book on things you shouldn't allow lucifer's brothers to do, one of the major points would be to NOT allow Satan to get behind the wheel. He tries to keep calm but traffic jam is not really a place whete you can be calm. He is the Karen that takes offense in everything. An asshole didn't give a signal before changing lanes? He'll scream at them from his car and chase them until he gave them a piece of his mind. Some rando almost crashed into his car because they were driving recklessly? Satan will bring out the fire extinguisher in the car as his choice of weapon.
And may god help the poor souls that cut the traffic off to throw a celebration IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY TUNNEL OR HIGHWAY (yes people like that exist). But anyhow. His choice is music is random tracks he found on reading playlists and indie rock. What does Devildom indie rock music sound like, I wonder. He also puts his seatbelt on and keeps disinfectant, masks, and water bottles in the car. (like his dad). He seems like the type to like motorcycles more though. 3.6/10 for safety, 5/10 for fun.
Asmodeus
Asmo got his driver's lisence with a pretty solid score on the test. Hot girls study well and acomplish great things 🪄🪻🔮 Although he doesn't drive the family car (if they have one, I highly doubt every single brother owns one but considering they are thousands of years old, maybe they all owned one at some point? Probably), he usually drives someone else's. Be it him picking up his drunk friends from a bar or choosing to be the passenger princess of some cutie he scored at the nightclub, he knows his way around a wheel.
If he owned a car, I think it would be a pink vintage car. You know those round, cute cars that were really popular around 1930-40s? The inside smells of his perfume or hair spray, and it's squeaky clean. You bet your sweet ass he takes so many pictures in there when the sun hits the window just right. For music, its either pop, female rap, or love songs from 60s-70s. Pays attention to rules as well. And never loses his cool on the road... unless time calls for it. It's a scary sight honestly. 7.8/10 for safety, 10/10 for fun.
Beelzebub
Poor guy is always the sober driver. I imagine that he wouldn't like flashy cars, or bright paints. I think he likes Motorcycles more. More efficient, easy to move around with on the road, and Beel with a black leather jacket and a motorcycle hat on... 💨🫦 If he had to pick a car though, he would go with something... square, you know what I mean? Like a Kia Telluride.
He keeps some protein bars, and other small snacks inside. If he could he would save whole ass meals there but that would spoil. I wouldn't reccomend him to stay behind the wheel though, unless he ate enough to sustain him for... i don't know, two hours? Which would be a taxing task, for sure. Road rage is one thing, hungry road rage is another. Although nobody fucks with him on the road, mostly due to his build and voice. For music, he wouldn't turn on anything, just listen to the hum of the car or the AC. It would be a quiet, awkward car ride but at least he is not making it any worse by talking. 8.9/10 for safety, 3/10 for fun.
Belphegor
Someone that switches between being a menace (an obnoxious driver that Lucifer hates and Mammon loves) and being a really dangerous driver due to his tendency to fall asleep. He doesn't like driving, at all. But what he likes is sitting in the car with either Mammon or Satan (or Beelzebub) and just annoying the shit out of everyone else on the road. Opening shitty club music, yelling at people he recognizes on the road, recording stupid devilgram stories, the whole package. Most of the time he doesn't have the energy for it.
He doesnt have a specific preference for cars. The car is usually a mess, leftover food crumbs from Beel, Mammon's and Asmo's stuff lying around, two pillows, a hoodie, sometimes the driver's license isn't even fucking there. Definetly attempted to run over Lucifer multiple times. And crashed his car when he fell asleep behind the wheel. He is so bad at driving, holy shit. -3/10 for safety, 9/10 for fun.
