be my skout?

jessalyn, aka silk | 25 | oct 31st jihoon ♡

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[proteidaes]

Manifesting ... good luck ...🍀🌟

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[pittipedia]

‘McDonald’s Filet-O-Fish w/Strawberry Shake & Fries’ by Noah Verrier (2022)

[vampire-eros]

i like the strong use of yellow and the unusually long fries, as it resembles old paintings where it was basically a flex to use lots of yellow and paint unusually long orange peels because it was hard to get the yellow paint quite right

[retrogamingblog2]

[plaguedocboi]

I hate that waffle irons aren’t see-through. I don’t like how unsupervised they are in there

[plaguedocboi]

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

G: Like a Gameboy?

J: Like a Gameboy!

G: But Jerry, Gameboys are plastic! Waffle irons, they-they heat! They’ve gotta be made of metal. The plastic would melt!

J: I don’t know, George. Technology these days! They got them space-age polymers. They could make a waffle iron outta polymers-

G: Polymers, polymers! What do you know about polymers?

J: I know things!

G: You wouldn’t know a polymer from an amorphous metal!

J: What are you talking about?

G: I don’t know, I read an article.

J: Of course. An article.

(KRAMER enters. Audience cheers.)

K: You talking ‘bout that new NASA article? It’s disgraceful the things they’ve been doing with carbon these days. Disgraceful!

G: Jerry thinks waffle irons should be see-through.

K: Why?

J: They seem unsupervised! I wanna know what’s going on in there!

K: Well why should you get to know? See I think they deserve some privacy. We live in a police state, Jerry! Constant surveillance! The government, first they’ll be wanting to see the waffles cook, next they’re trying to find out how the air fryer fries! Before you know it you’ve got the CIA barging in on your slow-cooker without a warrant! A watched pot never boils, Jerry!

[sweatermuppet]

wishing that life were "what it used to be" nullifies your ability to craft right now into something worth being nostalgic over one day

[sweatermuppet]

allow yourself time to mourn but do not let despair make you negligent

[r0zeclawz]

in order to keep your account secure you will now be required to activate sniff factor authentication. we will send a little dog to your home when you try to log in and he will sniff your hand to make sure its really you trying to access your account and then he will come back and let us know if the sniff matches our database

[thickness-protection-program]

The longer I live the more I realize I just wanna be well fed and bottom nude all the time

[thickness-protection-program]

Ok and???? Was he or was he not our Cunt King

[thickness-protection-program]

This is my new favorite compliment

[pokemon-go-wallpapers]

Pokemon onix meme

[silvermoon424]

Minako Aino’s disguises

1st row: A Sentai-Heroine-Style Armored Warrior, a Policewoman, a Pretty-Boy Idol, a GI Fighting Girl, a Debuting Idol Beauty 

2nd row: A Beautiful Maid, a Hawaiian Bikini Gal, Okappi, a Beautiful Executive Secretary, a Hair and Makeup Artist

3rd row: A Top Cat Breeder, a Shogun, a Top Pharmaceuticals Medical Representative, an Enka Singer, an Extremely Sexy and Fresh-Faced Junior Idol

4th row: Ching Shih, a Male Mugen Academy Student, A T·A Academy for Girls Student

[teathattast]

Get 30 Days Free!

[moogotron]

of what?

[teathattast]

[lachatalovematcha]

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[wetdeath-deactivated20260227]

hey 🐌🦪

tumblr app updated today and replaced the account tab at the bottom right of the screen with the merch store

account is now only accessible on the dashboard tab and u cannot save your place scrolling on your own blog while scrolling the dashboard, a change that has made this app nigh unusable for me. i’m posting here because this blog has thousands of followers, please –get publicly furious about this! send emails complaining to staff! write bad app store reviews! this change is literally so evil and signals worse things to come, i really cherish the space and community this site provides and i’d hate to see it become half buggy and unnavigable tiktok/instagram knockoff #52 and half ugly merch store. thank u for reading.

[bemyskout]

tumblr gettin worse STOP CHANGING THE TABS ON MOBILE P L E A S E ITS HURTING ME

[nukaposting]

[bulgogisland]

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[juejack]

this is how big kirby is irl