lets dance, dance

'The world can suck, sure. Mostly though it's a blank canvas. If you want to see something brighter in it, you might have to add it yourself.' - Patrick Stump, 2015.

[tomloki]

Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm. (insp)

[peanutbrittles]

Anyone: *talks shit about Anne*

Gilbert Blythe, after knowing Anne for all of three minutes:

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[shinysoroka]

My favorite Ragnarok headcanon is that the entire movie is a story Thor is telling the audience. That’s why it opens with a monologue, that’s also the reason of the sudden tone shift into comedy and that’s why despite all the horrible things that happen, it’s so endlessly optimistic. The real events that transpired were probably very similar, just much, much darker. 

[growingpaynes-art]

This really explains so much, like how characters like Loki and Hulk, and Thor himself, are so different from the other films- because we’re seeing them through Thor’s eyes. The dialogue is different as well, much more casual and shorthand with use of slang in place of the typical Shakespearean lines, because Thor is paraphrasing in his retelling of the events. I like to imagine that Thor’s audience is actually the asgardians on the ark at the end of the film, mostly families and children, so he’s ramping up the goofiness and drama (you are now meeting the grandmaster, please dont cut my hair, get help), using childish humor (the naked hulk), and poking fun at everything (surtur’s big eyebrow). They were all just extremely traumatized, so Thor is taking care of his people in the only way he currently can- taking comedy theatre tips from loki. 

[pacificrim-archive]

you ever just say fuck it………. im gonna watch someone carve a bowl out of wood on youtube.com

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[catastrofe]

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M O O D +

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

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Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[jewishdragon]

[princess-bonnie-deactivated2016]

This is an incredibly important lesson to learn.

[catsbeaversandducks]

What Happens When Zookeepers Have Too Much Time On Their Hands

Via Bored Panda

[thesanityclause]

For my zookeeper friends

[nekojitachan]

I’m afraid to ask @whitejenna

[weloveshortvideos]

dogs are so pure

[sushinfood]

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

[teenagerposts]

me: I’m going to bed early tonight.

me:

me: is that the sun

[wigglyflippingout]

is this what growing up is like

me at 14: wow, protagonists in media my age! how relateable!

me at 28: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHILD SOLDIERS? WHERE ARE ALL THE ADULTS? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT BEING PROSECUTED BY LAW WITHIN THESE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES

[grand-duc]

In the same vein:

Me at 14: oh protagonists that are 17-20-ish, they’re basically adults, right?

Me at 28: Oh my Gods you’re babies who left you in charge?!

[rcmclachlan]

Ariel: Daddy, I love him! Me at 14: Yeah, girl, you tell him! Me at 30:

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the good place (2016-)

[headoverhiddles]

*T’Challa comes back*

T’Challa: 

Erik: 

Nakia: 

Queen Ramonda: 

Shuri: 

General Okoye:

M’Baku:

W’Kabi:

All of Wakanda: 

              Bonus– Ross:  

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[beaft]

paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf

me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake