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kairosrhys

Which one is your favourite? 😊

#where’s my tag for brian’s sketchbook

jetlagupdates

Adam was seen in Maeve's Instagram post! THEY ARE ENGAGED!!

#CUTIES!!!!!!

71x2

unfortunately for me he is the funniest football player out there

71x2

he actually might be the funniest person in the world 😭

#maybe it’s just the blonde but i keep crying laughing about this #sam behavior #erling haaland #not even allowed to write something wrong now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

summerskies

can we make ultra trail running rpf a thing

#i love seeing my beautiful friends in the notes of posts where i go HAHA YEAH #i think i am already a freak about the body in general (sports rpf) and to take the ultimate wtf are you doing to your body (ultra trail)….#rpf factory. to me.#& also the one strava post about sam’s kidneys like. dying in the middle of a race. this all with the vomit post residing in my cbpc drafts

computer-bouquet

sam's infosec philosophy is truly baffling... the map of his daily commute from his home to the office is public information. however we still do not know the title of any book he has ever read

computer-bouquet

#we can see his daily heartrate but not any of his interests#normal (tags via @jetgrime)

holy shit i didn't even THINK about that angle

#this is one of my favorite and also funniest things about sam. like sam you know we can SEE your strava. it is public. strava is socmed.#i mean EYE know he can read and still choose to believe he can’t read 🥰💕🫶

slowlikehoney1996

If your lover lives in Hong Kong and cannot get to Chicago, it will be necessary for you to go to Hong Kong. Perhaps you will spend your life there, and never see Chicago again. And you will, I assure you, as long as space and time divide you from anyone you love, discover a great deal about shipping routes, airlines, earthquake, famine, disease, and war. And you will always know what time it is in Hong Kong, for you love someone who lives there. And love will simply have no choice but to go into battle with space and time and, furthermore, to win.

James Baldwin, Nothing Personal

#I think in the same vein as the doorways one. there’s an absolutely bazonkers premise to be had here #by which i mean 99% of the time what i want to say has been written in that devin kelly essay on longing.#every day i come here and think about the album cover of the hippo campus rafaella maps cover where it’s just their little location dots #away from each other. and then i have to think about adam sam ben location map dots and adam looking up the weather conditions #in wherever sam’s running now on his strava. and sam has a shortcut to the train delays website that tells him how late the metro ben&adam #take home from the office is running. so he knows what time they’ll be home and the time zone change by heart. ANYWAY

steveyockey

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

#adam adam adam #adam behavior. we don’t need to talk about it.

divorce-enjoyer

me: i should get to put my coworker in a saw trap where he has to jump through hoops or risk getting his penis bitten off by piranhas

the humble mutual: ❤️

#is this not just. adam jet lag. and Ben?#Ben is the mutual adam is me of course. and they’re putting sam in the piranha trap

sillyseacreature

He is indeed a guy

#sam. to me.#sam behavior

the-zephyr-zone

some shot studies of hide and seek uk that i did last summer and never posted. (because i didn't finish 2 lol)

#oooooooo!!!!!!

gay-pirate-assassins

#REAL?#sam baby the Etsy witches are on your sideee adam is just such a non-believer it bounces off. and ben’s a witch himself

tiredadventurer

#ben baby for you specifically it does. hiding in plain sight #where’s the eternal tweet

muffyblogs

I think one of the reasons I’ve really genuinely enjoyed my return to running is that I know who I am when I’m running: a weak and imperfect nobody not trying to prove or claim anything. just putting one foot in front of the other and thankful for every step that my kneecaps are still in the correct place

#i think this is adam’s external monologue while internally he thinks he is so fast and strong and good.#and he says this so that it makes sam feel even worse when he beats him. because truly that’s adam’s real goal here.#ben would never run but he is thankful for his kneecaps