Stone Cold Scorpio Bitch

Houston, I have so many problems

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[dogpuppy]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[ordinarysparkplug]

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[rawstrap]

"!!" is its own word to me

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[thebarefootguy]

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

[beardedmrbean]

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[yourtwistedprincess]

Zooming in on your nudes so I can see what's on your bookshelf

[valentinetheeviljester]

Maybe lean out

[valentinetheeviljester]

[yellow-cat]

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

[manuelmoncayo]

Marc 2026 dreamsasreality by Manuel Moncayo