I'm a high functioning sociopath

All things Sherlock. This is a side blog. I follow from my personal

[fqxmulder]

Vatican cameos!

[bakerstreetspylog]

[7ns-deactivated20200918]

#im left handed you twat #rude

[desviacionito]

OH MY GOD this is so amazing. Because Sherlock for sure noticed that Jim is left handed and he handed him the tea like that in revenge after JIM TOOK HIS ARMCHAIR. Oh my god these two. Let me present you the Napoleon of crime and the genius consulting detective, age 12.

[blackmoods]

Sherlock sees through everyone and everything in seconds. What’s incredible though is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things.

[smthngred-blog]

There are many reasons why I love Benedict's latest interview

But this…

Oh, this…This is too adorable…

I hereby proclaim myself a cumberbabe for life.

You heard the man.

[seaofglaszretired-blog]

seriously 

lets stop with the cumberbitches now

[xsadiax-deactivated20160319]

FINALLY HE SAID IT. BLESS YOU, DARLING, BLESS YOU.

[johnlockscience-deactivated2014]

In need of Sherlock blogs to follow!

REBLOG IF YOU POST:

SHERLOCK

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH

MARTIN FREEMAN

[perfectbenny]

[fulcrumisthebomb]

 I post my own Johnlock fanart and fanfics - Lexi

[benedickcumberbitch-blog]

[1-800-bone-zone]

Official petition to change our name from Cumberbitches to Cumberbabes.

The Cumberlord has spoken.

[sherlock-holmeless]

Visit Original Link

Story of John Watson’s life…

[brooklvn99]

together

[titanoboa]

[smirckeymilkovich-deactivated20]

girlsinkhearts:

sherlock-who:

platonicteamugs:

brasshelix:

forever-a-bear:

stepharooni:

geothebio:

jennyscove:

theconsultingbitch:

REBLOGGING FOR THAT GIF

 OH GOD I AM DYING HERE GODTISS HELP ME

THAT GIF. OMG.

Also, I haven’t been sane for years.

nope, totally sane over here

#I’ve given you a glimpse, Tumblr, just a teensy glimpse of what I’ve got going on out there in my big bad ‘Sherlock crack’ gif folder

[messofmesses-deactivated2020031]

I DO NOT KNOW OF THIS ‘SANITY’ OF WHICH YOU SPEAK

[caring-isnotanadvantage]

you cut me open.

[benedickcumberbitch-blog]

So I thought I'd post a picture of myself since I'm wearing the purple shirt of sex. (Please excuse my hair, I haven't yet showered today)

I've also been using a cane, which combined with the shirt lead to many JOHNLOCK references. Why am I using a cane? Well...

Apparently I'm allergic to bees. One stung my foot the other day and now I've got a massive cankle and a whale for a left foot. 

[watsonly]

[alacri-tea]

Well, better late then never, I suppose…

[sherlockspeare]

Sherlock, you are so sexy when you intimidate a cop.

[benedictatorship]

John’s all

[dependingontheweather-blog]

That GIF. THAT GIF

[benedickcumberbitch-blog]

John is under stress. He wiggles the fingers on his left hand, the hand he's got the PTSD tremor in. 

[antoniabishop]

It’s 6PM, and unless my screenwriting professor believes the lie-filled email I just sent him about viruses, this is what he is reading instead of my final screenplay:

Hands kneading into the bed, Sherlock’s cock twitches obscenely, already leaking pre-come. John gives the tip a filthy, open-mouthed kiss before skipping past it and licking a long, wet stripe up Sherlock’s stomach.

“That’s an order, Sherlock.”

I’m going to throw up.

[antoniabishop]

Dear god.

NO.

[benedickcumberbitch-blog]

My boyfriend's reaction to Johnlock porn: "Rad."

I'm keeping him forever.

[sherlocks-crotch-blog]

[deerstalking]